Wonderful English from Around the World

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Wonderful English from Around the World

In a Bangkok temple:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF

DRESSED AS A MAN..

Cocktail lounge , Norway :

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE

BAR.

Doctors office, Rome :

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok :

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE

MANAGER.

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS

IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom:

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN

HELP.

In a City restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

In a cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT

THEIR OWN GRAVES .

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING

BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR..

In a Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel , Yugoslavia :

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE

CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel , Japan :

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE

CHAMBERMAID.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian

Orthodox monastery:

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN

AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY

EXCEPT THURSDAY..

A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE

THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN,

LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH

OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Zurich :

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE

OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY

BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL

DIRECTIONS.

A laundry in Rome :

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON

HAVING A GOOD TIME.

So colourful, so vivacious,so humourous! LONG LIVE ENGLISH!

[srtools1980y]

I got stomach ache after enjoying.

[yardbird]

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS

[Firefox]

I liked this one:

Doctors office, Rome :

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

[catscomputer]

:)

Thanks for posting - it's great!

[mountaintree16]

[exile360]

Wow, there were too many really really good ones, but I think this one appeals to me most:

In a cemetery:

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT

THEIR OWN GRAVES .