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  1. Link: http://www.raymond.cc/blog/archives/2010/0...st-jpg-exploit/
  2. WinPatrol Supports Unemployed Job Seekers Link: http://billpstudios.blogspot.com/
  3. Fax Technology An american, an englishmen and a paki were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The american pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The englishmen lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The paki felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the s
  4. Our Morning Prayer . . . Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy fonts be seen On screen as they are on paper. Give us this day our documents, And lead us not into fragmentation But deliver us our data. For thine is the SCSI, And the EISA, and the NuBus, Forever and Ever, Amen.
  5. Farmers: LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter LOG OFF: Don`t add wood MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the wood splitter work DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season ENTER: Come on in WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets cold SCREEN: What is a must during black fly season CHIP: What you munch during the beer sessions MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag when the chi
  6. Life before the computer There was life before the computer An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano ! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account ! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out ! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while ! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode ! Cu
  7. CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did. MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb. DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer. TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down. DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processor doesn`t care. JOEY BUTTAFUCC
  8. With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following. 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Windows does this. 3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Windows does this 4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Windows does that too. 5. Vi
  9. Malwarebytes will take care of spyware too. Your favourite anti-virus+Malwarebytes will take care of your system. So no need to install anti-spyware.
  10. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.
  11. AUSTRALIANS would be forced to install anti-virus and firewall software on their computers before being allowed to .. Link: http://www.news.com.au/technology/no-anti-...0-1225882656490 Link: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/security/...00622-yuf5.html
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