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Spell Check is about 90% good for what most of us want . For the other 10% of US, I combine Spell Check, and then to the Google Search box in my Search Bar. Enter the word by using Copy / Paste, and often you get Dictionary meanings or the variations with the spelling. Better than your Funk and Wagonals / correction Funk & Wagnalls < 2 L's (where is that White-Out pen)... This was from my Google search box (or you may use Bing Etc.) as an Add on to your Search bar ... A good, quick Double Check for spell and meaning if you are never sure .. That's how I do it, even if I only have a rough idea on how to spell any word .

Hello - Needed to attach both files as I was told they were too long I needed to attempt a System Restore due to problems I was having a couple of weeks ago. There seems to be something wrong ever since I did that, and there seems to be some kind of infection (the reason for the restore) still active. I ran the usual MBAM , JRT , ESET Online , and a few other tools that only pulled a few items that did not look like infections, just corrupted files. Please tell me what else you wish for, or anything else you want information on - FRST.txt Addition.txt Thanks John - Sorry - Added MBAM updated log (as I forgot it) Malwarebytes Anti-Malware www.malwarebytes.org Scan Date: 6/08/2015 Scan Time: 7:58 AM Logfile: Administrator: Yes Version: 2.1.8.1057 Malware Database: v2015.08.05.07 Rootkit Database: v2015.08.04.01 License: Free Malware Protection: Disabled Malicious Website Protection: Disabled Self-protection: Disabled OS: Windows 8.1 CPU: x64 File System: NTFS User: John PC Scan Type: Threat Scan Result: Completed Objects Scanned: 381742 Time Elapsed: 19 min, 24 sec Memory: Enabled Startup: Enabled Filesystem: Enabled Archives: Enabled Rootkits: Enabled Heuristics: Enabled PUP: Enabled PUM: Enabled Processes: 0 (No malicious items detected) Modules: 0 (No malicious items detected) Registry Keys: 0 (No malicious items detected) Registry Values: 0 (No malicious items detected) Registry Data: 0 (No malicious items detected) Folders: 0 (No malicious items detected) Files: 0 (No malicious items detected) Physical Sectors: 0 (No malicious items detected) (end)

Thanks David, I knew it would draw a reaction one way or the other ......

How to Shower Like a Lady: Take off clothing, and place it in sectoned laundry hamper, according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing very long robe.If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Once there, look at your womanly physique in the mirror and make mental note of areas that may need "touch-up"Get in shower and use (in order), Wash cloth, Long loofa, Wide loofa, and Pumice stone.Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo (with 43 added vitamins).Re-wash hair, to make sure it is clean, with "plain aloe" shampoo.Condition your hair with grapefruit / mint conditioner, and leave it in.Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until lightly pink.Slowly wash the rest of your body with ginger nut, and Jaffa cake body wash.Rinse conditioner off hair, shave armpits and legs (and any other areas needed)Fully rinse off, and turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower and spray any mould spots with "Tilex "..Get out of shower and dry with towel the size of a small country.Wrap hair in super absorbent towelReturn to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on headIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas How To shower Like a Real Man.. Take off clothes (while sitting on either side of bed), and just throw them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see wife along the way, shake ("your best friend") at her, while making woo-woo soundLook at your "manly physique" in the mirror, and admire the size of your ("best friend") and scratch your butt.Get in the shower, then wash your face and armpits.Blow your nose in your hands, and let the water rinse them off.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower, while checking for any "follow through". (Rinse if required).Spend majority of time washing "privates" and surrounding area.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt and other privates hairs stuck in the soapMake a spiked "Shampoo Tomahawk" (if you have hair) or pretend to (like Prince Charles and me).Rinse off and pee (to save time later) then get out of shower, and partially dry off.Fail to notice water on floor, as shower curtain was hanging over the edge all of the time.Admire the size of your "best friend" in the mirror even after a cool shower.Leave shower curtain open, Wet bath-mat on floor, Light and Fan all still on, and return to bedroom with loose towel around waist.If you pass your wife, drop the towel, shake ("your best friend") at her, and repeat woo-woo sound again.Throw wet towel on bed, and get dressed (half clean clothes and half what you took off).If there is anyone who did not laugh at the "truths" behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you.... My View of it -

It is a JOKE post and not a legitimate topic post, making fun of a Scam Tech call -

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Well Ron - It may just also show how insignificant we all are in the meaning of the cosmos and our own existence. One billion trillion trillionth of a second may be a long time for some. Like the caterpillar eventually turns into a butterfly, this exists for a few days at best (in our time), reproduces, then is gone forever. I just thought they may target items more in tune with what we can relate to, but that is not what the Large Hadron Collider is for. Split an atom, you must be joking, but that is now old technology, and done in schools almost. They may yet prove the existence of String Theory or ?? who knows.. ... My PC would have filled my house a while back, and still not have all of the functions it has, but now it sits in a very small box and almost works by itself. P.S. Thanks pondus for your information -

From the article.. And we spent how much on this expensive toy to find that information ? ? Not to mention the wages of these "Super-brains" that work there ----- The mind is amazed at why so many are starving to death in this current climate, when so much more could be done ! ! ! (Just my opinion as always)

My turn to update this with a few "outdated" one-liners .. Warning : Side effects may include: Depression, weight gain and loss of sex drive. Ask your Doctor if marriage is right for you. I asked my landlord how could I stop water coming into the apartment. His advice "Don't pay the bill" Just because I don't like soap, there's no need to rub it in my face! Q. How can you tell the sex of an ant? A. Drop it in water. If it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats it's a boy ant.:(Buoyant!) I have decided to sell my old vacuum cleaner, it's just collecting dust I dunno if it's worth it man, your vacuum kinda sucks. We hired an Eastern European to clean our very small house. It took six hours just for her to Hoover the kitchen. Turns out she's a Slovak. Rapper 50 cent files for bankruptcy has to change name to 0 cents More money than sense (cents) ?? A bit self - 'cent'red ! If he were British, would his name be 50p ? How do you make a cat go woof ?? Pour petrol over it and set it alight. Woof How do you make a dog meow ???? Freeze it and put it on a band saw ..... MMEEOOOOWW!! Knock knock: Who's there ? Britney Spears Britney Spears who ? So you've forgotten me already ? An American friend of mine was boasting "I once killed a bear with a single punch" I objected with "A koala isn't a bear!" You can tell from these that I am not feeling too good lately, so I wanted to keep posting (might give up smoking cigars) Don't read the ones that you do not like, and donations are taken for any good ones - What's that, you took my PayPal button away Later friends -

It is more of a case where thisisu is being asked to help "develop" MBAM, rather than just add another tool directly (as I read it). There is a site that thisisu maintains for this work. JRT will stay as an independent tool for your use (as linked earlier) while thisisu helps here (like sUBs helps here but maintains ComboFix). P.S. Agree Steve, and only use AdwCleaner (with care) at this time.... but there is a long list of the PUPs on thisisu's own site .. http://thisisudax.org/

@ Valinorum : JRT as it is now, is just a .bat file (batch file) that covers many known minor infections / hijackers. It can be used at any time "as is". The plans are to get thisisu to help with development for future editions of MBAM. Please see post #27 by AdvancedSetup for other details..

Hello .. To add to the above. This YouTube Video << seems to be a good display of the game. If I was on a "very low usage" internet plan, I would only play at times, as you play online (but is very low usage). Apart from that, it seemed to be "like Mario Brothers, or PacMan?" games, but you are floating in space, and not confined in a box. I had a play for 5 minutes, but I must have grown up now (not that interested ) ........ It has now been accepted by "Steam" (May this year) a large online game handler and introduced to their family. So if Steam OK it, then it must be considered as OK for now - Thank You -

Sorry that I have not reported my findings yet. There seems to only be 2 genuine solutions that work in "some way" (with the help of yardbird). A single beep for CapsLock On and Off - Hold CapsLock down for 10 seconds, agree to the message on screen. It produces a single High pitch beep when you turn it on and a Lower tone when you turn it off. The problem is the beep is so quiet that TV or passing traffic hides the noise, and it is no longer here (gone to ??). The second result produced "another Icon" in the tray, and this is just annoying since it requires you to look up (as I do now). So from playing, (and yardbirds help) , it seems that there is no solution generally, unless I change keyboards. Thanks to the couple of answers, and yardirds guidance, (Acer was no help) it seems this is about it - Regards -

Johno's on the prowl .. again. A "true Story" from an Irish Sunday School Teacher -I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see ifThey understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ‘If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage saleAnd gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?''NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and keptEverything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'Again, the answer was 'NO!' 'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband,Would that get me into heaven?'Again, they all answered 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,'Then how can I get into heaven?'(expecting "Pray and be loyal to the church's teachings") A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE DEAD.' Tis a curious race, the Irish.Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it? Just saw it and I thought it was funny .........

Hello and Welcome. All ideas are looked at (including yours), but we try and find solutions around them first. Do you know how often you schedule your scans for, as quite often you can schedule them outside of your "battery times". We find that some people schedule Full scans every 2 hours, when a Hyper, or very quick scan can be enough. You then schedule (or run) a Full scan for a later time when you may be at home. You must remember that a Pro version is always running in the background, and will still pick up problems as they try and access your system. Would this be of any help to you, or do you wish me to ask an employee for other ideas. Thank You -

Meant for adult reading, but funny, not rude - An old man on the beach walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars" he says. Again, she told him,"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me! I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he says. "NO! Get away from me" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he says. She pauses to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts" he says. She thinks, well, he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and five hundred dollars is a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute" she says. She loosens her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel... and then he starts saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he is caressing them. So out of curiosity, she asks him, "Why do you keep saying 'Oh my god, oh my god'?" While continuing to feel her breasts he answers: "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars? ? ? ?"

Most likely there was never one fitted, from what I see .... It is a Cordless, and this may just be an idea to cut down on wearing out batteries etc. The Wireless Mouse is a pain if left on for too long, as the batteries run down over about 3 to 4 weeks, as I always forget to turn it off. A wired one works as epected (normal) but I think it is put up with it, or buy a new one ............

My ACER (Windows 8.1) has never had a Caps Lock light (or similar) Any ideas ?? http://speccy.piriform.com/results/2IktCxuyMrnyXRY1Pq0r0tB HID Keyboard Device Device Kind Keyboard Device Name HID Keyboard Device Vendor Lite-On Technology Corp Location USB Input Device I do not like the idea of a rInging noise (very distracting), and a Tray Icon means I need to constantly look from keyboard to Tray to Screen ... So for that idea I may as well continue to look up as I type ................. Thanks for any (or replace keyboard ?) - EDIT - I may not have mentioned this is my Desktop, not a Laptop

Hi Exile - You did not read my signature, which will always solve any problem ........... ( Remember .... The answer is always 42, or Reboot . ) Yours seems to be the '42' version, which was calculated over millions of years by Deep Thought computer .... There is also a small chance it may be related to the fact that you gave back the "original" ( X ) Avatar ! ! Regards Mate .. EDIT : Please follow these directions, and I am sure we can help you Sir ... https://forums.malwarebytes.org/index.php?/topic/146024-diagnostic-logs/

Thanks Mate - I did check them first as I knew you would check it ......... But still a good classic rebooted . EDIT - I think you owe us a couple by now

Always another variation of a classic

Well - Now I know why, when I tested it and reviewed it the results were so good. I was just testing a program that I already had, even though I did this quite a while back. People called it a PUP then, and wanted help to remove it, but I was able to install it twice, over several months, and just followed the given uninstall method at the time. Yes, it is installed with other programs, never by itself unless you ask it (as always read the fine print), but their site was quite open about that at the time. It had a very "active" heuristic type of method towards many programs, and this is most likely how you trapped them. It did not impress me above M.S.E. and MBAM combined, but it just had a few more "bells and whistles"....... Like a smiley face now on MBAM.. << This may have been better ?? Sorry I did not put it up earlier ..

If you alter the scans (like others do to "custumized scan") , you may find settings will be changed for your next "regular scan". The program just follows what you do, and you will need to reset back to "normal settings". People often ask why the Rootkit section is altered after changing from default to a customized scan, and this is one of the reasons.. Thank You ..

Hello max_vader, If you have now deleted the offending backdoor.bot and it has no longer shown in any scans, the chances are that you have removed it (via Malwarebytes Anti-Malware now). But you should always read the results (as you do) of your scans just be sure the problems do not return. We will be able to direct you to the Experts area if there is any return of these infections. Regards -

I do believe that the "delayed start-up" has been offered (and worked) a few times over the recent years with a few Antivirus programs. Thank you for taking an interest in program development. They will be sure to read this topic. Regards.