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  1. Since radio decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Do so immediately.🤣🤣🤣 1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn 2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation 3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances 4. White Christmas? Racist 5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker 6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression 7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying 8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben 9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail 10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman, or snowperson !! 11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired 12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow 13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse 14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day? 15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership. 16. Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer: Woman attacked & Grandpa gambling ..........
  2. Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your front yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my drink out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding .........................................🎄 (Please keep this up and steal this post like I did...😉) I hope you got a good laugh 😂🤣🌲☃️⛄☄️❄️🎄Just need to laugh. No harm intended.
  3. Read Carefully........... 1. ARBITRATOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage. 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through 4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do 5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist 6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate. 7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living. 9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money. 10. HEROES What a man in a boat does 11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower 12. PARADOX Two physicians 13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm 14. POLARIZE What penguins see through 15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV 16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring 17. RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife 18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does 19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official 20. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung, psychiatrist (1875-1961)
  4. Thank You for this, but I was asked to shut down Chrome, and then "After I installed" the exe that then downloaded, I rebooted and opened F/book (my direct link from Chrome), then I took these 2 Snips from the first game that I opened .. The game (a small match 3 game, first sample I attempted) worked only if I followed the process that I described, of Click on the Adobe icon, then Click on the Allow Popup.. The game may not be required, but it provides a very good example of my "problem".. P.S. I do not have Mbytes Paid Version on this computer, as I installed it on my laptop only .. This unit runs manual scans, updated weekly, and has Defender set up as prime Anti Virus etc..
  5. These are the 2 popups that I always get.. I did a Reboot, and these are what I now get ... The same as earlier .. EDIT : I must first click on the Blue picture, then click on Allow ???
  6. Sorry David, but we all must eat.. I was making lunch.. Restart and check that there are no problems now ??
  7. Not Found The requested URL /get/flashplayer/current/licensing/win/install_flash_player_ppapi.exe was not found on this server. Sorry David... You got a bad link !! EDIT : I am on Firefox at the moment !!!
  8. OK David, but do I first need to uninstall anything first ?? EDIT : Typical.... The only time I want a shot, it will not show up..
  9. I just got the usual message from Adobe that there was an update available so I followed the instructions on installing it.. The main problem seems to be my Chrome Browser, that is a direct link to my F/Book account.. Now I often get requests on games to "Click on an Adobe Sign" then another item pops up saying "Allow" .. If you can wait 10 minutes I may get pictures for you !!
  10. Silly me, I updated Adobe FlashPlayer (to the latest version), but I use on my Windows 8.1 - Internet Explorer / Google Chrome / and Firefox browsers.. .. I know I should not have done this ...... But I need a fix PLEASE ... Will somebody please offer advice ............ Regards J...............
  11. I will now post a copy of above in Computer general problems ... Thank you Wise One
  12. Thanks David, but I need a bit of "general help" also ... I updated Adobe FlashPlayer (to the latest version), but I use on my Windows 8.1 - Internet Explorer / Google Chrome / and Firefox browsers.. Will I post in Computer general problems, or Hon Members areas for help with this.. I know I should not have done this ...... But I need a fix PLEASE ... Regards John
  13. Sorry but the Specialists who operated on me last month found me reasonably fit and healthy yesterday (provided I walk and exercise daily), so it looks like you may need to put up with me for the next few years.. ? I Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year; not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number ? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Canada (like the USA) is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. Well, we'll see about that. Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye. You're not fat, you're just ... easier to see. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then. On average, a Canadian man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch! And finally! The reason 60's Mayberry Town was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Think of this; Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single...... The only married person was Otis, and he was always drunk !!!
  14. Note that all of my joke comments are posted simply as a Joke Forum item only... Any minute details are not to be examined for minor corrections and picked to pieces !!!
  15. OK ; Last lot as I prepare to shower for Hospital.. * If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? * What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work. * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. * The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims". * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. * 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. * Your future self is watching you right now through memories. (Was I that bad??) * The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead. (I was only 2, and now I'm older than most except exile360 "The Wise One").. * If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them. * Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it. * If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before. * If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". .... (It does fall on a Tuesday)
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