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  1. Just making a joke .. Not being nasty 🙂 ..
  2. https://forums.malwarebytes.com/topic/242827-thermometer/?do=findComment&comment=1299569 Reading my history pondus ??
  3. Hi All, Yes I have survived (so far) , I have not posted for a while during the Lock-down, but here is one for you ... Not to put my business out there, but COVID-19 has financially affected my family and I'm needing to make some extra money on the side .... you know me .... I gotta hustle so if you can help me out that'd be great !!! ..... I am now proud to announce that I am selling ADULT TOYS ..... I hope no one is embarrassed to ask for them .... I have all kinds, sizes and styles according to your needs .... DISCRETION IS GUARANTEED !!!! I am more than willing and able to demonstrate almost any of the items for you ..... Don't be embarrassed or hesitate to ask for your demonstration anytime ..... I have everything listed below / / / / / ,,, walkers ... wheelchairs ... oxygen tanks ... disposable diapers ... teeth glue ... and so much more !!!! enjoy a smile ..... hahaha 🤪😀 ..
  4. @Thomas .. I did ask that in my first reply, #3 , but had no response to the question ... It is not malware as shown in the Virus Total Scan , but it is not a "free program" . You must Register and Purchase to get the program installed . This "Registering" and request for "Payment" is enough to point to unwanted software if the process is not followed .. (In my opinion) I fully tested it for a free version, but none was available .. Then I scanned with Malwarebytes and looked for small items with Malwarebytes AdwCleaner .. P.S. The software zip. should compress to less than 58.5 Mbytes, as in Accepted file types .. Regards..
  5. @C_Hoff You are welcome to any help we can provide .. Tell your friends and family about the program, and that we provide free help for our users 🤠 .. Regards noknojon
  6. Hi C_Hoff and welcome.. Who requires you to install the program, is it a Company policy or do you just wish to find a Personal version ... The links do not show malware when I checked them using your link in Google search ( http://wrapr.com ) .. It showed that to use it you need to purchase the program to fully use it .. I could not find a free version of the program .. I used the link that shows their "Facebook page" and that tells you what the program will do, and lists how to purchase it .. Thank You .. EDIT for Virus Total Scan = Result .. No engines detected this URL 0 / 71 based on "http://wrapr.com"
  7. .. A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in an Arkansas licensed Rolls Royce at a traffic light. Their windows are open and the Texan yells at the guy in the Rolls "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do!" "I got one too. See?" the Texan says. "Uh huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan in the VW.. "Why, actually, yes, I do." Replies the man from Arkansas "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan. The light is just about to turn green and the Texan in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in the back ?" The guy in the Rolls replies, "No! Do you ?" "Yep, got my double bed right back here," the Texan replies. The light turns green and the Texan in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in the back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen Beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan. "What's up ?" "Check this out! I got a double bed installed in my Rolls." The Texan exclaims, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that ?!
  8. Number 1 .. Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke at what looked like the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said. 'You died in your sleep, Ray." Ray was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said. "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back and that is as a chicken". Ray was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?" "Not bad,." Replied Ray the hen. 'But I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!" "You're ovulating." Explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never." Said Ray. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Says the rooster. "It's no big deal." He did and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - His joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Ray, wake up! You S**T the bed, Twice Already !" Number 2 ... Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "Ex President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to their house now." And off they go. At the the new house, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
  9. Here is your history of "recent" events ..
  10. Love that lot sman .. Very hard to copy and save without going to below 80% page size, unless you have a very large screen monitor, or please tell me your tricks.. 🤩 Just one more (not Texas) that I missed posting last time .. >>>>> A little 10 year old girl was waking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a big black motorcycle pulls up beside her . 🏍️ < After then following her along for a short while, he turns to her and asks. < "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride with me ?" < "NO" is the stern reply from the little girl 👧, as she keeps walking straight ahead .. < The motorcyclist pulls up beside her and asks .. < "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." < "NO!" says the little girl again, as she hurries down the street. < The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again, and says, < "Okay kid, my last offer is $20 'and a Big Bag of Candy' if you will just jump on the back of my bike, and we go for a ride". < Finally the little girl stops, turns towards him and she Screams Out ..... < "Look Dad, You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley .. YOU RIDE IT !"
  11. Texas Sheriff's Exam... A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an "Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol, and a box of ammo, across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six ambulance-chasing lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six unneeded Politicians, and a Rabbit." "Why the rabbit ?" queried the applicant. "You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" I LOVE TEXAS ! ❤️
  12. It's that time..
  13. THIS ONE’S FOR THE BOYS!!!- RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON 1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. 3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. 4. In a negotiation, Never make the first offer. 5. Request the late check-out, if available. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 8. Always return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 9. Play with passion or don’t play at all… 10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye. 11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point. 13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her. 14. You marry the girl, you marry her family. 15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath. 16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone. 17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room, you may be surprised. 18. Never turn down a breath mint. 19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words. 20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising. 21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him. 22. Eat lunch with the new kid. 23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it. 24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win. 25. Manners maketh the man. 26. Give credit. Take the blame. 27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those who are bullied. 28. Write down your dreams, and never tear them up until you succeed. 29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you. 30. Be confident and humble at the same time. 31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary ! 32. In all things lead by example, not explanation. Thanks to a wise man for these.....
  14. Some lexicology for David... You think English is easy? 📖 1./ The bandage was wound around the wound. 2./ The farm was used to produce produce . 3./ The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse . 4./ We must polish the Polish furniture. 5./ He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6./ The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7./ Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8./ A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9./ When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10./ I did not object to the object. 11./ The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12./ There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13./ They were too close to the door to close it. 14./ The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15./ A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16./ To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17./ The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18./ Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19./ I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20./ How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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