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  1. NEXT : Genuine questions from "I want to be a Millionaire" or "The Chase" Some are definitely more deservingly stupid than others… Compare asked: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in – prison or the Conservative Party? Contestant: (50/50 if you had no idea) The Conservative Party. Compare: What kind of dozen is 13? Contestant: Half a dozen. Compare: What was the principal language used by the ancient Romans? Contestant: Greek. Compare: What is the branch of medicine concerned with women? Contestant: Womenology. Compare: In science, what is botany the study of? Contestant: Bottoms. Compare: Which insect is often found hovering over lakes? Contestant: Crocodile. Compare: In the Lord’s Prayer, what word beginning with “H” meaning “blessed” comes before “be thy name”? Contestant: (quietly) Howard. Compare: (incredulously) Pardon? Contestant: (louder) Howard. Compare: Wich one is Not worn as an endearment,A, Wedding ring,B, Engagement ring,C, Onion ring,D, or Anniversary ring. Contestant: D, or Anniversary ring. Eddie "Are you sure?" {NODS} "Lock in D" They still have no clue … and yet they walk among us Hey Gonzo, you owe me heaps now .....
  2. With schools being so mixed and childrens names changing, this is very topical. How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a" Leah?? NO Lee - A?? NOPE Lay - a?? WRONG Lei?? Guess Again. This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha". When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.STAY ALERT! They walk among us, and just look ? "normal" ?.
  3. From our local paper .. A woman was reading a newspaper on her way into the city by train. She was so astounded by an article that she turned to the gentleman sitting beside her and says, "Did you know that every time I breathe out, somebody dies ?" "Fascinating", the man replied, "Have you ever tried a decent mouthwash ?"
  4. And all the best to you and Co David. The last of the rains just left me and mine near Geelong, Vic, heading off to the South-East coast to fill some farmers tanks. This was what came down from the North-West and will now dissipate over Bass Straight below and right. My mate Condobloke who lives in the middle of nowhere, got great shots but they are on Bleep Comp
  5.…/nt-weather-central-australi…/8149186 Normally one of the hottest and driest areas of Australia, you carry a water bottle just to step out the door, this flash flood may cause a disaster for a long time to come. The roads are not designed for mud, and waterfalls on Ayres Rock aka "Uluru" are never heard of !! Well maybe once in 50 years or so..
  6. I just Edited my post in HonMemb area, and here at the end of quote button.below Single space by holding Shift + Enter Sorry hayc ,but it is a pain
  7. @ Amgarrak , The only reason that you would think of using an old version between Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.33 up to Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.75 (the last of the early versions) would be for XP or earlier systems, or to try and decode some of the program ?? It was first released in January 2006, since I joined the forum, mid 2008, (as many of us also did) I was using Windows 98 (this is all on record) there was already a version of Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.33, and if you now install Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.75, it will not protect you against any infection released after April 10, 2013 ... I can only read this as you wish to try and Decode the early, more simple versions, but early versions are available on many sites..
  8. Sorry Ried, You were correct, I did mean simply Scan No 6, as I wondered why they were not removed earlier.
  9. As shown the last 2 items are my Government Operated train and bus timetables, False Positives if I report them, or I just Untick them. I did not check the others, as this is to show you how to remove "Good Items", after the Scan process. So always be careful or post to a well known forum. I already like the "New Tool Title" ....... (it was updated 2 days ago)
  10. Hi cayennejim, AdwCleaner[S6].txt << Firstly you or your "Consumer Success Specialist & Malware Removal Specialist" friend has used this version to get 6 results [S6] I am not saying that this is always bad, but if I ever refer a client to a tool I prefer that they delete old versions and only use today's current version. AdwCleaer is updated on a very regular basis, and like most tools (including Malwarebytes AntiMalware) I believe you should update prior to each use. This way the coder has always removed or altered to find as many False Positives as they can. Xplode the tools "accepted inventor" has always been available to discuss any options or reasons for including any item. OK, I am not an "expert" but I have been involved in the industry for about 10 years now >> Joined September 23, 2008 my history here, but I also participate on several other forums like this. Again, Just my personal view as I am not Staff like AdvancedSetup above.
  11. Hi Team, AdwCleaner is a great tool when used correctly. Always do the SCAN section first, then review it, and if all is correct go OK, OK, and if you are not aware, close all other open programs, then hit CLEAN, as your computer will reboot after cleaning. Hate you to lose any open documents !! Another program at the one place, soon we will have a download file like Bleep.Comp. Thanks Cecile, we crossed posts.
  12. HI ALL, just passing and wondering why I was here EDIT - Thanks to my mate on "Face something" ...............
  13. Thank you .. I know we both missed this option. Regards -
  14. Just to let you know I am still around, as I have only reported a few Spam Posts recently.. Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"... The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?" The 92 year old baby of them all was sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure..... She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see .... ....who's at the door". Sure do miss a Preview tab beside the Submit Topic tab .. Unless there was something worked out
  15. Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. Thanks to Virgil: Don't know the original source.