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  1. Some Linguistics for David to follow ; In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank looks to have gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Last week it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nosedived. Furthermore , 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank (where it is feared staff may get a raw deal).
  2. USA - Natural Born Citizen

    Not one to miss an opportunity to add to a post (even if it is a bit belated). Sorry but I was on a "well earned" South Pacific cruise for a while and have missed updating my topics. Based on the above basic requirements of being a politician ... A local noted that in Australia, the story involves an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman, who were all Australian politicians.
  3. Want to know

    Hello Mansuralqbal, This area of "General Chat" is mainly for light reading and not serious topics. You may note that I post here at times, and the topics are "clean" jokes, suitable for a family environment and not deliberately offensive to any group who may read them. It is NOT meant for advertising or the addition of any SPAM posts.
  4. After the operation

    A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. Well, the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."
  5. Hi MAM (long time since I posted to you), For both .. AppData\Local\Temp\DMR (Adware.ChinAd) and ... Local\Temp\DMR\alfyepuzwvowsynu.dat (Adware.ChinAd) Run updated AdwCleaner, then download and run Temp File Cleaner TFC By Old Timer as administrator. It seems this is just Adware not Rootkit . Then run a standard Malwarebytes Scan to check, and it should not be there. The same items appear on Bleeping Computer scans and other forums. Regards .. If exile360 or AdvancedSetup offer other advice, listen to them
  6. They are here..

    NEXT : Genuine questions from "I want to be a Millionaire" or "The Chase" Some are definitely more deservingly stupid than others… Compare asked: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in – prison or the Conservative Party? Contestant: (50/50 if you had no idea) The Conservative Party. Compare: What kind of dozen is 13? Contestant: Half a dozen. Compare: What was the principal language used by the ancient Romans? Contestant: Greek. Compare: What is the branch of medicine concerned with women? Contestant: Womenology. Compare: In science, what is botany the study of? Contestant: Bottoms. Compare: Which insect is often found hovering over lakes? Contestant: Crocodile. Compare: In the Lord’s Prayer, what word beginning with “H” meaning “blessed” comes before “be thy name”? Contestant: (quietly) Howard. Compare: (incredulously) Pardon? Contestant: (louder) Howard. Compare: Wich one is Not worn as an endearment,A, Wedding ring,B, Engagement ring,C, Onion ring,D, or Anniversary ring. Contestant: D, or Anniversary ring. Eddie "Are you sure?" {NODS} "Lock in D" They still have no clue … and yet they walk among us Hey Gonzo, you owe me heaps now .....
  7. They are here..

    With schools being so mixed and childrens names changing, this is very topical. How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a" Leah?? NO Lee - A?? NOPE Lay - a?? WRONG Lei?? Guess Again. This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. It's pronounced "Ledasha". When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.STAY ALERT! They walk among us, and just look ? "normal" ?.
  8. Wrongly diagnosed ?

    From our local paper .. A woman was reading a newspaper on her way into the city by train. She was so astounded by an article that she turned to the gentleman sitting beside her and says, "Did you know that every time I breathe out, somebody dies ?" "Fascinating", the man replied, "Have you ever tried a decent mouthwash ?"
  9. Christmas in Australia

    And all the best to you and Co David. The last of the rains just left me and mine near Geelong, Vic, heading off to the South-East coast to fill some farmers tanks. This was what came down from the North-West and will now dissipate over Bass Straight below and right. My mate Condobloke who lives in the middle of nowhere, got great shots but they are on Bleep Comp
  10. Christmas in Australia…/nt-weather-central-australi…/8149186 Normally one of the hottest and driest areas of Australia, you carry a water bottle just to step out the door, this flash flood may cause a disaster for a long time to come. The roads are not designed for mud, and waterfalls on Ayres Rock aka "Uluru" are never heard of !! Well maybe once in 50 years or so..
  11. I just Edited my post in HonMemb area, and here at the end of quote button.below Single space by holding Shift + Enter Sorry hayc ,but it is a pain
  12. MBAM 1.7

    @ Amgarrak , The only reason that you would think of using an old version between Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.33 up to Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.75 (the last of the early versions) would be for XP or earlier systems, or to try and decode some of the program ?? It was first released in January 2006, since I joined the forum, mid 2008, (as many of us also did) I was using Windows 98 (this is all on record) there was already a version of Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.33, and if you now install Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.75, it will not protect you against any infection released after April 10, 2013 ... I can only read this as you wish to try and Decode the early, more simple versions, but early versions are available on many sites..
  13. Can AdWCleaner be trusted?

    Sorry Ried, You were correct, I did mean simply Scan No 6, as I wondered why they were not removed earlier.
  14. Can AdWCleaner be trusted?

    As shown the last 2 items are my Government Operated train and bus timetables, False Positives if I report them, or I just Untick them. I did not check the others, as this is to show you how to remove "Good Items", after the Scan process. So always be careful or post to a well known forum. I already like the "New Tool Title" ....... (it was updated 2 days ago)
  15. Can AdWCleaner be trusted?

    Hi cayennejim, AdwCleaner[S6].txt << Firstly you or your "Consumer Success Specialist & Malware Removal Specialist" friend has used this version to get 6 results [S6] I am not saying that this is always bad, but if I ever refer a client to a tool I prefer that they delete old versions and only use today's current version. AdwCleaer is updated on a very regular basis, and like most tools (including Malwarebytes AntiMalware) I believe you should update prior to each use. This way the coder has always removed or altered to find as many False Positives as they can. Xplode the tools "accepted inventor" has always been available to discuss any options or reasons for including any item. OK, I am not an "expert" but I have been involved in the industry for about 10 years now >> Joined September 23, 2008 my history here, but I also participate on several other forums like this. Again, Just my personal view as I am not Staff like AdvancedSetup above.