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Not one to miss an opportunity to add to a post (even if it is a bit belated). Sorry but I was on a "well earned" South Pacific cruise for a while and have missed updating my topics.
Based on the above basic requirements of being a politician ...
A local noted that in Australia, the story involves an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman, who were all Australian politicians.
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Hello Mansuralqbal,
This area of "General Chat" is mainly for light reading and not serious topics. You may note that I post here at times, and the topics are "clean" jokes, suitable for a family environment and not deliberately offensive to any group who may read them. It is NOT meant for advertising or the addition of any SPAM posts. -
A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.
Well, the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."
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Hi MAM (long time since I posted to you),
For both .. AppData\Local\Temp\DMR (Adware.ChinAd)
and ... Local\Temp\DMR\alfyepuzwvowsynu.dat (Adware.ChinAd)Run updated AdwCleaner, then download and run Temp File Cleaner TFC By Old Timer as administrator.
It seems this is just Adware not Rootkit .Then run a standard Malwarebytes Scan to check, and it should not be there. The same items appear on Bleeping Computer scans and other forums.
Regards ..
If exile360 or AdvancedSetup offer other advice, listen to them
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NEXT : Genuine questions from "I want to be a Millionaire" or "The Chase"
Some are definitely more deservingly stupid than others…Compare asked: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in – prison or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: (50/50 if you had no idea) The Conservative Party.Compare: What kind of dozen is 13?
Contestant: Half a dozen.Compare: What was the principal language used by the ancient Romans?
Contestant: Greek.Compare: What is the branch of medicine concerned with women?
Contestant: Womenology.Compare: In science, what is botany the study of?
Contestant: Bottoms.Compare: Which insect is often found hovering over lakes?
Contestant: Crocodile.Compare: In the Lord’s Prayer, what word beginning with “H” meaning “blessed” comes before “be thy name”?
Contestant: (quietly) Howard.
Compare: (incredulously) Pardon?
Contestant: (louder) Howard.Compare: Wich one is Not worn as an endearment,A, Wedding ring,B, Engagement ring,C, Onion ring,D, or Anniversary ring.
Contestant: D, or Anniversary ring. Eddie "Are you sure?" {NODS} "Lock in D"They still have no clue … and yet they walk among us
Hey Gonzo, you owe me heaps now .....
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With schools being so mixed and childrens names changing, this is very topical.
How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? WRONG
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha".
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash. If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, and just look ? "normal" ?.
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From our local paper ..
A woman was reading a newspaper on her way into the city by train.
She was so astounded by an article that she turned to the gentleman sitting beside her and says,
"Did you know that every time I breathe out, somebody dies ?""Fascinating", the man replied, "Have you ever tried a decent mouthwash ?"
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And all the best to you and Co David.
The last of the rains just left me and mine near Geelong, Vic, heading off to the South-East coast to fill some farmers tanks.
This was what came down from the North-West and will now dissipate over Bass Straight below and right.My mate Condobloke who lives in the middle of nowhere, got great shots but they are on Bleep Comp
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http://www.abc.net.au/…/nt-weather-central-australi…/8149186
Normally one of the hottest and driest areas of Australia, you carry a water bottle just to step out the door, this flash flood may cause a disaster for a long time to come. The roads are not designed for mud, and waterfalls on Ayres Rock aka "Uluru" are never heard of !! Well maybe once in 50 years or so.. -
1 hour ago, hayc59 said:
when editing or changing a post where is the/that button?
I just Edited my post in HonMemb area, and here at the end of quote button.below
Single space by holding Shift + EnterSorry hayc ,but it is a pain
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@ Amgarrak ,
The only reason that you would think of using an old version between Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.33 up to Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.75 (the last of the early versions) would be for XP or earlier systems, or to try and decode some of the program ??
It was first released in January 2006, since I joined the forum, mid 2008, (as many of us also did) I was using Windows 98 (this is all on record) there was already a version of Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.33, and if you now install Malwarebytes Anti-Malware 1.75, it will not protect you against any infection released after April 10, 2013 ...
I can only read this as you wish to try and Decode the early, more simple versions, but early versions are available on many sites.. -
On 21/10/2016 at 10:08 AM, Ried said:
The [S6] does not necessarily mean it's an older version - it simply means this is the 6th Scan that has been run.
AdwCleaner will not allow any Scan to even commence if it is an older version. They are directed by a prompt to update it first.
Sorry Ried, You were correct, I did mean simply Scan No 6, as I wondered why they were not removed earlier.
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As shown the last 2 items are my Government Operated train and bus timetables, False Positives if I report them, or I just Untick them. I did not check the others, as this is to show you how to remove "Good Items", after the Scan process. So always be careful or post to a well known forum.
I already like the "New Tool Title" ....... (it was updated 2 days ago)
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Hi cayennejim,
AdwCleaner[S6].txt << Firstly you or your "Consumer Success Specialist & Malware Removal Specialist" friend has used this version to get 6 results [S6]
I am not saying that this is always bad, but if I ever refer a client to a tool I prefer that they delete old versions and only use today's current version.
AdwCleaer is updated on a very regular basis, and like most tools (including Malwarebytes AntiMalware) I believe you should update prior to each use. This way the coder has always removed or altered to find as many False Positives as they can. Xplode the tools "accepted inventor" has always been available to discuss any options or reasons for including any item.
OK, I am not an "expert" but I have been involved in the industry for about 10 years now >> Joined September 23, 2008 my history here, but I also participate on several other forums like this.Again, Just my personal view as I am not Staff like AdvancedSetup above.
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Hi Team,
AdwCleaner is a great tool when used correctly. Always do the SCAN section first, then review it, and if all is correct go OK, OK, and if you are not aware, close all other open programs, then hit CLEAN, as your computer will reboot after cleaning. Hate you to lose any open documents !!
Another program at the one place, soon we will have a download file like Bleep.Comp.
Thanks Cecile, we crossed posts.
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HI ALL, just passing and wondering why I was here
EDIT - Thanks to my mate on "Face something" ...............
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Thank you .. I know we both missed this option.
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Just to let you know I am still around, as I have only reported a few Spam Posts recently..
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"...
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,"Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old baby of them all was sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."
She knocks on wood for good measure..... She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see ....
....who's at the door".
Sure do miss a Preview tab beside the Submit Topic tab .. Unless there was something worked out
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Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.Thanks to Virgil: Don't know the original source.
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Hi again -
I have added this article that may interest you
Chameleon details "You will find Chameleon in a folder of the same name within the MBAM folder." -
Hi kevvyb -
Chameleon is installed with the main program, and as part of the program.. This is like installing 4 wheels on your car. They will have tyres on them.
I have used a car since you may simply relate it to what I said in my opening.Please tell us if you think your computer may be infected, or I will leave a "general product" link for you to read at your leisure ..
Thank You for your interest.
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Hi Randy and Welcome
You might want to contact Central Support Desk by email > HERE to explain the situation, Management may drop back to help you
This area mainly works with domestic users, and directs others to the correct area if required.
If they do not reply in a few days, please post back here and we will help further ,Please be patient with them, as they can get very busy at times -
Thank You for your interest..
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I will leave a link to a page that shows how to Fully uninstall, and then reinstall a scanner version only, if this is what you wish.
Daleoc1 wishes to fully answer the question, so I have removed my content -
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@ DD1
Stop and think that I am on the other side of the world (time-wise) and many of my time-stamps are totally out of sync with what you see and read.
I waited till 9.00AM to report that my internet was on and off at strange times. My report was @ 10.00AM Monday by the time they rang back (a service so you are not sitting on the phone for hours) and the "South African" operator that reset my internet was in the middle of his shift at almost midnight Sunday his local time.So I was reporting a problem 10 hours prior to his reaching there.. You will find this on any International forum, where your time stamp and their time stamp can change in a series of posts. This was always one of the comments I had from Bleep Comp Forum when I was helping people there. They would ask if their time needed resetting.
I do not know what time this will report up to when I hit Submit Reply. It may show yesterday, or it may hit tomorrows date. Just one of those things with international forums, and you may reply yesterday, or the board may compensate for this. I just posted a "Jokes" item many hours prior to the date being valid ??
Since this version has no Preview abilities, I just let it lay at whatever time / date it lands -
EDIT - I may add that Guest View seems to be HIS local posted time while Logged In showed YOUR local time.
Nothing wrong there ..
The Asian Banking Industry
in Tailwaggers and Jokes
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Some Linguistics for David to follow ;
In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank looks to have gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nosedived.
Furthermore , 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank (where it is feared staff may get a raw deal).