mona7865 Posted November 20, 2010 ID:348233 Share Posted November 20, 2010 A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park : the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong. Link to post
Popeye Posted November 20, 2010 ID:348315 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Good One. The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.I think all men failed the course in mind reading, I know I have. Link to post
IDKWatMNShouldBe Posted November 20, 2010 ID:348414 Share Posted November 20, 2010 hmmm, a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's?I think that the man made it even worser... Link to post
ShyWriter Posted November 20, 2010 ID:348453 Share Posted November 20, 2010 :) :) Just like a woman - blame it on the man.. (G, D & R)~Shy Link to post
noknojon Posted November 20, 2010 ID:348538 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.The first phrases you learn are -Yes dear , and I'm sorry dear - No matter what the situation is Because we all know you will get the blame - Link to post
lelenina Posted November 22, 2010 ID:349005 Share Posted November 22, 2010 That is definitely the kind of mistake I would make. Link to post
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