yardbird Posted October 2, 2009 ID:137082 Share Posted October 2, 2009 The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges. The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. And finally.... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! Link to post
YoKenny1 Posted October 3, 2009 ID:137179 Share Posted October 3, 2009 That's great.I liked:The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Prefered Stockshttp://politicalhumor.about.com/od/economy...Stocks.04hS.htm Link to post
exile360 Posted October 3, 2009 ID:137187 Share Posted October 3, 2009 The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.I think that's my favorite . Link to post
catscomputer Posted October 3, 2009 ID:137203 Share Posted October 3, 2009 I love it! Nice one yardbird! Link to post
srtools1980y Posted October 3, 2009 ID:137230 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!LOL Link to post
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