None For You

[elianna]

None For You

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

[exile360]

! Good one .

[Jaxryley]

Yep, good one!

Get none here either and I don't even kick the cat.

[exile360]

Man, I don't even HAVE a cat...wait, maybe that's the problem

[myau]

I don't really get the cat part. I don't have a cat also.

[YoKenny1]

I don't really get the cat part. I don't have a cat also.

This might give you a clue:

http://www.english-test.net/forum/ftopic450.html

English is hard to understand sometimes and with jokes it makes it harder because sometimes a word has 2 meanings.

[yardbird]

YoKenny, you speak French?

[AdvancedSetup]

It is known as a Double entendre

In this case it refers to a certain area of a woman that is often referred to a cat by another name.

[YoKenny1]

YoKenny, you speak French?

Only enough to get in me trouble as I am originally from England and afflicted with a British sense of humor that causes me to chuckle at the weirdest things:

http://www.anglik.net/britishjokes.htm

[yardbird]

Only enough to get in me trouble as I am originally from England and afflicted with a British sense of humor that causes me to chuckle at the weirdest things:

http://www.anglik.net/britishjokes.htm

Well stay out of trouble...speak english then

[mountaintree16]

I had to read the last part twice to actually get it.

Edit: Okay, I was just reading through the rest of the thread and apparently they weren't even talking about a cat... I had thought that the little boy meant that the dad didn't' get to eat the cat.

[YoKenny1]

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Because it scares the dog.

[yardbird]

been a while since I heard that one

[Bobc11]

Rock on!