Husbands and Wives.

[noknojon]

Wife :"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.

 

 A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had avocados."

 

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

 My work is done here ! !

 

 

 

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

 

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

 

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

 

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

 

WIFE: "In the pool"

 

 

 

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

 

That's scary............

It means 75% are running around untreated.

(now you can throw rocks at me).

 

HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,

"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

 

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the earth."

 

 

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

 

[Weyoun]

[noknojon]

Weyoun - Gender : Male

David Gender : Male

 

MT16 is not amused (yet)

 

My reaction when I first read it too ...........

 

Only got about 100 more left, if time / space allows, since these generally do not date -

[David H. Lipman]

[delar]

[mountaintree16]

Just saw this, and I do find it amusing   Well, most of it

[whonew]

Wife : "When are you going to take me out to dinner? You got me this beautiful white dress for Christmas and your self a Tailor made suite and that was two months ago".

 

Husband : " I had that suit made for funerals ".