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Wife :"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.

 

 A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had avocados."

 

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

 My work is done here ! !

 

 

 

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

 

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

 

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

 

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

 

WIFE: "In the pool"

 

 

 

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,

PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

 

That's scary............

It means 75% are running around untreated.

(now you can throw rocks at me).

 



HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,

"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

 

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."




Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the earth."

 

 

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

 

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