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Wife :"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.


 A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.


The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


He replied, "They had avocados."


If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

 My work is done here ! !




Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."


HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "


WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."


HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"


WIFE: "In the pool"






25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.


That's scary............

It means 75% are running around untreated.

(now you can throw rocks at me).



Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said,

"He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."


Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the earth."



Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!


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