Comprev Posted April 14, 2011 ID:415821 Share Posted April 14, 2011 A man was thinking that his wife has hearing issues. He decides to consult a doctor.The doctor tells the man that he should try the standard question test: ask a question from 20 feet away, then 10 feet, then right next to her.When the man got home, he stood twenty feet away from his wife and asked, "What's for dinner?"No answer.The man walked 10 feet forward and asked again, "What's for dinner?"Still no answer.Finally, the man stood right next to his wife and said, "What's for dinner?"His wife said,"For the third time, it's CHICKEN!" Link to post
ThexDarksider Posted April 15, 2011 ID:416629 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Hahahahaha! Self-diagnosis is sometimes the best. Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted April 15, 2011 ID:416649 Share Posted April 15, 2011 :D :blink: :lol: :lol: Link to post
lelenina Posted April 16, 2011 ID:416848 Share Posted April 16, 2011 So, he is the one with the hearing issues, not his wife. Link to post
Staff screen317 Posted April 16, 2011 Staff ID:416856 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Hahahha!! Link to post
DarkSnakeKobra Posted April 16, 2011 ID:417023 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I think he needs new batteries. Link to post
Conor55 Posted April 17, 2011 ID:417420 Share Posted April 17, 2011 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post
Popeye Posted April 18, 2011 ID:417819 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Reminds me of my wife and I. :lol: I lost my high pitch hearing while in the military and I have Tinnitus (Constant ringing in the ear) in both ears since about 1972. The Tinnitus is about ready to drive me nuts! :wacko: Link to post
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