No spammers to kill, so...

[gonzo]

Ship #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Ship #2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.

Ship #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Ship #2: No. I say again, you divert your course.

Ship #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

Ship #2: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

[daledoc1]

hehehe -- that's a good one!

[David H. Lipman]

[whonew]

Funny and reminds me of the shipyard I worked at, where they launched a ship and it came up on shore on the other side of that small channel lodged just behind the local library, and onother one they launced and someone forgot to close the hatch .