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JeanInMontana

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  1. Head Start is a pre-school program here in the US. Google gives nearly 2 mil hits. However, HedzStart gets nadda.
  2. Mabe Boot should be in the middle. Kleczynski's Boot Klean. I like that better. OR Boot Lean
  3. You're correct Carol, anything with Start is most likely to come up in Google. But Marcin wants to keep it unique so the less hits the better. Under 100 hits. Edit to add http://www.malwarebytes.org/forums/index.p...post&p=3137
  4. StartQuicker Edit to add: QuackStart, StartDuck, DuckStart, SmartDuckStart
  5. Now posted on hpHosts also....sheesh Steven is a big crybaby.
  6. I like StartLite too. I also posted this at WXPC, TIC and Hoax~Slayer.
  7. OMG..... April Fool's. You got me.
  8. Don't mean to butt in, but wouldn't that site be in the history?
  9. I just want the name I think. I'm not into swords or warrior type stuff. Sooo if there is more to come I will quit tearing my hair out trying to get it into the damn header for now.
  10. Great! I just wonder will they be long enough to go across the full page? When I open they don't go across my whole screen.
  11. Oh dear we have had a major communication melt down. The board style is the same as Hoax~Slayer or Invision but the site name is Montana Menagerie and I want it in purple, no swords please. I will point out your great work to the site oner of Hoax~Slayer and he might want to change who knows?
  12. It's not a joke but it's cool and this place needs some livening up. http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com Do I have to tell you use caution with the screensaver? I have no idea if it's safe or not.
  13. I got it in an email and I've seen it before. It just paints such a good scene in the mind and who hasn't wanted to do that??
  14. When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right f***ing number!" And the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the, 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an a**hole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word, 'a**hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a**hole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic, 'a**hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a**hole!" and hung up. One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a**hole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow rambler, and the car's parked right out in front." I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five." I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said, "Don, you're an a**hole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called a**hole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an a**hole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "A**hole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, a**hole," and hung up. Then I called A**hole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, a**hole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your a$$," I answered, "Well, a**hole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two a**holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. Now I feel much better... Anger management really does work.
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