AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES FOR 2010

[Kenny94]

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it

[mona7865]

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

Now why can't I find a nice volonteer?

[YoKenny1]

Mona, invite Vince over:

http://www.slap-chop.com

[mountaintree16]

hehehe I needed that

[exile360]

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

I may not have clothing, I may not have food, I may not have shelter, but as long as I have Duct Tape everything will be fine ! If it's good enough for MacGuyver it's good enough for me .

[YoKenny1]

Re: Duct tape

From the Red Geen show:

The handyman's secret weapon - duct tape. Duct Tape Forever http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286915

A Handy Computer Desk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP3xiLKJ9_4

[mona7865]

YoKenny, he certainly would be a very useful addition to my kitchen!

[YoKenny1]

I don't think he could make the wonderful dish you are famous for that I had at Chez Leon a few times:

http://culinarytravel.about.com/od/internationaltravel/qt/BelgianMussels.htm

http://uk.chezleon.be/index.asp?id=476

[mountaintree16]

@ Exile

I love MacGyver

[srtools1980y]

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

How to stop this? Plug with cork.!!

[YoKenny1]

srtools1980y, that's the best way to increase chances of colon cancer

http://www.topnews.in/health/files/colon-cancer.jpg

[srtools1980y]

To avoid colon cancer chew tobacco so that you will get oral cancer & the colon will be safe.

Add this to the list: IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

[YoKenny1]

I'll take your advice with a grain of salt:

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/grain+of+salt.html

[srtools1980y]

@YoKenny1

Thanks for the link.

[Kenny94]

How to stop this? Plug with cork.!!

That will work as well.....

"4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON."

I need to do this one.....