Last one as I go into hospital next week to get my arteries flushed

[noknojon]

Whats black and Yellow and flies around with its legs crossed..
A bee looking for a BP service station

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An old man gets asked by a pushy reporter "Have you lived here all of your life"?
The old chap (sharp as ever) replies "I can't answer that yet"!
Think about it !!
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When is Quote> @#$% <Un Quote Acceptable?
There are only 11 times in history where the "***" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are counted down as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c’mon Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
-- Hilary Clinton 2016

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