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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: _________________________________________________________ Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian __________________________________________________________ Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: ____________________________________________________ Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER !!

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Happy Birthday

I may be old, but the brain is not dead. 10 seconds ! or was I Lucky ??

Now you got me in trouble gypsygrace. My wife was trying to watch TV and wanted to know what the heck was so funny on the computer that I was laughing so loud.

Yep, I'm at stage 5.

Good one!

That is Great News byte_king. Be thankful that you are still young and will heal fast. Wish you a speedy recovery.

I hope this guy walked to the store, instead of drove!

Mans best friend "The Dog".

Totally agree.

Happy Birthday Chris

Congratulations Maniac

Excellent!!

Well, I don't feel to bad. I failed at toast! That was the first thing I thought of. Got all the others right!

Senior citizen's test? I'm not going to tell anyone my answers.

I remember those days. I wasn't driving, to young to get a license (14). I remember my dad installing them in our car. The son always wants to be like dad, so I put two of my belts together to make a seat belt and installed it on my bicycle! Drove down the road, fell and about killed myself . oh boy, teenagers! Live & Learn.

Yes I Agree, "Click-it or Ticket"

Sounds like this guy was having more fun than his wife shopping. I might have to try some of these when my wife asks me to go shopping with her. Thanks for the list gypsygrace, I won't tell my wife where I got the list from.

OK gypsygrace, that was a real good one. Kind of makes someone wonder what really happens in the restaurants!

Every married man should have this, it might keep him out of the doghouse. I usually reply to her with " I'm sorry, I've flunked the course on mind reading, which puts me back in the doghouse again.

Happy New Year to All on the Forum PS: And please Lord, let me win the Mega Millions Lotto tonight. $242 Million Dollars! What a great New Years Gift that would be.

This video should be shown to all the teens and adults that text while driving. It will make you think twice about texting while driving. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DebhWD6ljZs Please Drive Save This New Years Holiday

That dog looks real Happy