Firefox Posted October 12, 2011 ID:485034 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Six Days In JailAn 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" she replied, "A can of peaches."The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Six."The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.He said, "What is it?"The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." Link to post
sho-dan Posted October 12, 2011 ID:485075 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Good one Firefox, hope that can of peas was extra large. :lol: Link to post
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