noknojon Posted January 3, 2015 ID:925734 Share Posted January 3, 2015 If you missed your Christmas Cracker jokes, or do not want to read them, here are a few ........What do you call a crate of Ducks ?A box of quackers ....What do you call a Penguin in the Sahara Desert ?Lost ......How does Jack Frost get to work ?By-icicle .....Why did the tomato blush ?Because it saw the salad dressing ....There are 2 squashed corpses on the main highway out of the capital city. One is a dead possum, the other is a polition.What's the difference ?There are skid marks before the possum .........As the golfer truged towards the 19th hole, he muttered "That was my worst game ever".To which his caddy replied, "You mean you have played the game before ?" Politions are like a bunch of bananas ........They start off green, quickly turn yellow, and there's not a straight one in the whole bunch. Link to post
daledoc1 Posted January 3, 2015 ID:925869 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Funny "classics"! Thanks for sharing! And Happy New Year! Link to post
noknojon Posted January 3, 2015 Author ID:925911 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Funny "classics"!Sorry, but they only employ 2 people to write the "Cracker Jokes" and it seems like they have not worked for a few years.Must be because of the writers strike of 2006 Link to post
daledoc1 Posted January 3, 2015 ID:925923 Share Posted January 3, 2015 "Classics" as in "in the classic style", not as in "these are old". Sorry if it came across the wrong way. Link to post
whonew Posted January 10, 2015 ID:928117 Share Posted January 10, 2015 I'm a claissic , or like to think I am and would not be offended but I am still waiting for my new chassie > I think the Howard Huges, Maiden Form, are no longer in style though Link to post
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