10 PROFOUND FUNNY THOUGHTS

[Firefox]

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

And as someone recently said to me:

“Don’t worry too much about old age -- It doesn’t last that long.”

[DarkSnakeKobra]

[mountaintree16]

Love it :lol:

[sho-dan]

Another good one Firefox

“Don’t worry too much about old age -- It doesn’t last that long.”

"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag" .(Phyllis Diller RIP 8/12)