Old man + Young car

[noknojon]

>

>A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car

> showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph; enjoying

> the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

>

> "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal

> to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car

> behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

>

> "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he

> floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, "What on

> earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the

> side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

>

> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of

> the BMW, looked at his watch and said,

>"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.

> Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason

> why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

>

> The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,

>"Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

>

> "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.

[Popeye]

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