The Modern Diet

[Jaxryley]

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ...

"Years ago, the material we put into our stomachs these days would have killed

most of us. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your

stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High trans-fat diets can be

disastrous and none of us realises the long-term harm caused by the germs in our

drinking water."

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and

most of us have eaten it. Can anyone tell me what food it is that causes such

grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his

hand and softly said; "Wedding Cake."

[sho-dan]

Good one Jax, glad I only had one wedding cake to eat

[gypsygrace]

[Popeye]

So True, So True!

[ShyWriter]

One cake is enough, for sure; 41 years and counting...

(mumble.. grumble.. unfortunately.. )

AaAaaaaaahhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhgggaaaaaaaaa.. *dive* *dive* *dive*

EDIT: You can tell that's a WWII diesel as today's subs only "*dive* *dive*" (twice instead of thrice)

Always did like that Yellow Submarine.. *laugh*

~Shy

Edited February 4, 2011 by ShyWriter

[DarkSnakeKobra]

None for me thanks.

[mountaintree16]