Reincarnation

[mona7865]

In this life I'm a woman.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear you get to hibernate for six months.

You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

[Firefox]

[mountaintree16]

[Haider]

With due apologies and kindly do not take it as personal... but I am trying to imagine an extremely chubby _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ before hibernating

[gypsygrace]

Love it!