Fastest thing in the world

[MegadetH]

4 guys in a bar, 1 asks "what do u think is the fastest thing in the world?"

2 answers "Thoughts, why? Cause i have about 5000 a day,i don't see em comin, they're just there."

3 answers "Blinking,why? Cause i do it about 7000 times a day and i don't even see em. They just happen."

4 answers "Electricity,why? Cause when i turn on the lights it's instantaneous."

1 answers " I think it's diarrhea."

2,3 and 4 all scream out "Diarrhea??!!How do u figure that???"

1 answers " Well, last night, when it hit me,I didn't have time to think,blink or turn on the lights and it was there."

B)

[RubbeR DuckY]

Hahahahaha, was just about to go to bed and decided to check the forum one more time, this was an eye opener.

Lol, nice one

[MadameX]

OMG! That is SO funny!

Got a good laugh from this.

[Danny]

LMFAO!

[laserjet]

thats a good one

[YoKenny1]

Bin there.

Done that.

Got the stained shorts.

It ain't funny.

[Adaox]

lol i like it