sman Posted April 16, 2017 ID:1117681 Share Posted April 16, 2017 story of a crawling train. The conductor demanded a ticket from a baldheadedold man whose face was mostly hidden in a great mass of white whiskers."I give it to ye," declared the ancient. "I don't reckon so," the conductor answered. "Where did you get on?""At Perkins' Crossin'," he of the hoary beard replied.The conductor shook his head emphatically."Wasn't anybody got aboard at Perkins' Crossin' 'cept one little boy.""I," wheezed the aged man, "was that little boy." Link to post
Cleatus Posted April 20, 2017 ID:1118671 Share Posted April 20, 2017 "did you have that beard when we ordered the pizza for delivery?" Link to post
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