Texts (part-2)

[sman]

hey u free 4 da wkkend ?!?!!1 i ned 2 no by 2nit or i wnt b abl 2 go !!!!!11!1

oh my god you type like one of those
people

wat ppl?

illiterate people.

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How much do u love me?

Well, look at the stars and count
them. That's how much I love
you.

But it's morning.

Exactly.

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Dad, I'm hungry

Hi hungry, I'm dad!

Dad, I'm serious!

No, you're hungry!

You're joking!!

No, I'm dad

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OMG. Just found out I have
SDF.

What's that?

Synchronous Diaphragmatic
Flutter.

What the crap is that?

Hiccups.

You just made my day.

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Hey what does brb mean?

Be right back

Ok you will have to tell me
when u get back

Omg u r the biggest idiot ever!

Yeh you're back! So what does
it mean?

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Hey mom can I borrow a dollar

Do I look like im made out of
money

M: made
O: out of
M: money

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Hey babe what did you get me
for my bday

See that pink mercedes outside

OMG yes

I got you a tootbrush the same
color



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[tjpc3]

Honey where are you?

 

Remember that jewelry store where you found that beautiful necklace?

 

Yes, go on.

 

And you wanted it and I told you would would have it some day?

 

Yes honey thank you!

 

And now that I have enough money to buy it...

 

OMG Thank you!

 

I'm at the bar just next to that shop.

[sman]

A nice addition..