COURT SETTLEMENT

[Stick]

A piece heard on the radio from a court settlement

"Such news of an amicable settlement (has) made this Court happier than a tick on a fat dog because it is otherwise busier than a one legged cat in a sand box and, quite frankly would have rather jumped naked off a twelve foot step ladder into a five gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two week trial of the herein dispute, a trial which, no doubt would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory

[mountaintree16]

wow that is confusing!

[exile360]

wow that is confusing!

All that legal jargon usually is .

[gerardwil]

A piece heard on the radio from a court settlement

"Such news of an amicable settlement (has) made this Court happier than a tick on a fat dog because it is otherwise busier than a one legged cat in a sand box and, quite frankly would have rather jumped naked off a twelve foot step ladder into a five gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two week trial of the herein dispute, a trial which, no doubt would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory

rofl

[AZZO]

I know you don't need it, but can I set you up an appointment, to visit my head Dr.?

[whonew]

oh, oh , is there room for two in that shrinks appointment book? I thought that was funny !