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Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder! Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?" After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

hey u free 4 da wkkend ?!?!!1 i ned 2 no by 2nit or i wnt b abl 2 go !!!!!11!1 oh my god you type like one of those people wat ppl? illiterate people. ---------------------- How much do u love me? Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you. But it's morning. Exactly. -------------------------- Dad, I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm dad! Dad, I'm serious! No, you're hungry! You're joking!! No, I'm dad ------------------------ OMG. Just found out I have SDF. What's that? Synchronous Diaphragmatic Flutter. What the crap is that? Hiccups. You just made my day. ------------------------ Hey what does brb mean? Be right back Ok you will have to tell me when u get back Omg u r the biggest idiot ever! Yeh you're back! So what does it mean? --------------------- Hey mom can I borrow a dollar Do I look like im made out of money M: made O: out of M: money --------------------- Hey babe what did you get me for my bday See that pink mercedes outside OMG yes I got you a tootbrush the same color ----------------

Hey baby ur abcdefghijk!! aww what does that mean?? <3 ur adorable beautiful cute darling elegant funny goofy and hot aww <3333 but what does ijk mean? im just kidding!!!! --------------------------- Hey are you still mad? Twinkle twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Wish to hit you with my car, Push you off a bridge so high, Hope you break you neck and die, Twinkle twinkle little star wish to hit you with my car OK ur still mad... -------------------------- Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry Dad Dad Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth ---------------------------- What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean? I don't know, love you, talk to you later. OK, I will ask your sister. ------------------------

Hi, I would hv loved to make a direct posting of that. This same image is very popular in social media (FB, twitter) and this is the link, http://i.imgur.com/JXPCa.gif Being imgur link.. hope this can be checked out

Hi, Since it's easier to provide the link then uploading the file (it is only 4MB) , but even after 15 mts, the upload was not complete, so I went for the link posting. The link is from my Dropbox account only , from which I had also earlier posted the logs/alert files for your study.. My second attempt, with a fresh topic, has also failed. I really liked this Tailwaggers section and wanted to add to it.. If it's OK I will re-post that link..

Link removed. [AdvancedSetup] You need to click on the "More Reply Options" Then click to upload a file and browse to your image and select it and upload it as an attachment. Then with it being attached here it should work as an image.

As you can see, it's a GIF and if no animation with direct link, then may need to download and watch it for right viewing..!!

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I think you are referring to 'RET ROP Gadget detection' and I unchecked for both 32 bit & 64 bit. The protection is fine now. Tks..

With release of MBAE 1.08 (beta), I tried to cover my online trading software, Dietodin.exe, (which I have been using for years w/o any problem) under 'other' profile, but immediately on trying to run the Trading program, MBAE popped an exploit alert, which is a fasle one. For your study, the links to the MBAE logs and alert is, https://www.dropbox.com/s/jwrlaazt8hlv3m9/Malwarebytes%20Anti-Exploit.7z?dl=0 https://www.dropbox.com/s/9gsrkyc9ltzzyq0/Untitled1.png?dl=0