goldhound Posted August 30, 2011 ID:470864 Share Posted August 30, 2011 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked upto the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buysome cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! Ican't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'lllose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things willhappen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of herhusband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "Why didn't you tell me right off that youhad a prescription?" Link to post
Bobc11 Posted September 1, 2011 ID:471715 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Definitely... Interesting. Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted September 5, 2011 ID:473167 Share Posted September 5, 2011 :blink: Link to post
Bobc11 Posted September 9, 2011 ID:474589 Share Posted September 9, 2011 :blink:That's what I thought! Link to post
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