The Question Is

[gypsygrace]

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a ####-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

[ShyWriter]

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Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

That was a VERY good one Gracie..

[mona7865]

Gracie, please bear in mind there are some retired members here on the forums .

[mountaintree16]

Terrible...

and funny....

:blink: :lol: :blink:

[DarkSnakeKobra]

What I'd give to see the owners face when he sees those tickets. :blink: :blink:

[Popeye]

Gracie, please bear in mind there are some retired members here on the forums .

Yes, Thanks for the ideas Gracie. We'll have to try it out next time we're downtown. By the way, do you have any extra money for bail for us! :lol:

[gypsygrace]

Yes, Thanks for the ideas Gracie. We'll have to try it out next time we're downtown. By the way, do you have any extra money for bail for us! :lol:

If you do something as crazy as that, I think I'll keep the money. Thanks for asking

[gypsygrace]

Gracie, please bear in mind there are some retired members here on the forums .

I know. Thais why I posted