Canadian Blonde

[gypsygrace]

As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,

he says,......

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the ******* SALT TRUCK......."

:)

[SpiderLover]

:)

Good one.

[Popeye]

That is a Good One.

[ShyWriter]

Silly girl - there aren't any blonds in Canada.. Even dumber Americans have married them and returned to the lower 48.

:) <- Still filling in for MT

That was a good joke GG; I actually laughed out loud..

:) :)

~Shy

[Haider]

Another asterisk would have completed it

[mountaintree16]

[goldhound]

:) I thought i had seen them all! Stole that!

[gypsygrace]

Another asterisk would have completed it

*

There ya go Haider

[gypsygrace]

Sill girl - there aren't any blonds in Canada.. Even dumber Americans have married them and returned to the lower 48.

~Shy

Any proof, Shy?

[goldhound]

Any proof, Shy?

I think Shy missed the fact that we have "blondes" not blonds

[ShyWriter]

*

There ya go Haider

Gracie; Haider doesn't understand that in "our" language the "i" is understood. :D

~Steve

[ShyWriter]

Any proof, Shy?

The guy SPECIFICALLY told me I'd better grab her fast as she was the last one.. 'course, it was French Canada and my francais is no so parlyvous..

~Steve

Turns out she wasn't a real, REAL blond anyhow.. her eyebrows didn't match the rest of her..

PS: I can't figure out if it's my mouse, keyboard or old-age but I seem to be making a lot of typos lately.. and missing them.. "Sill" indeed....

[ShyWriter]

I think Shy missed the fact that we have "blondes" not blonds

Shy don't miss much..

. . .

I'm a man of many words! Some of them almost make sense.

~Shy

[goldhound]

Canadian English always had the "e" on the end but now it is likely changing as the language reverts to grunts, tweets, and profanity

Steve, regarding Wiki, i believe we need a checker for the checkers, like we need for snopes

[DarkSnakeKobra]

[Haider]

*

There ya go Haider

This should be added to the original post

Gracie; Haider doesn't understand that in "our" language the "i" is understood. :D

~Steve

I thought "g" is missing instead of "i"

[ShyWriter]

This should be added to the original post

I thought "g" is missing instead of "i"

In actuality, amongst friends like ourselves, the "i" is replaced with an "e" and the "g" is dropped.. And one speaks in a "Brooklyn" accent.. (think THE SOPRANOS) *wink*

Merry Christmas morning BTW,

Was Santa good to you??

~Steve

[DarkSnakeKobra]

Merry Christmas morning BTW,

Was Santa good to you??

I got a "rock".

Edit: Left out the quote.

[gypsygrace]

This should be added to the original post

The * is in place.

I thought "g" is missing instead of "i"

So did I.

[gypsygrace]

Also, Wiki mentions Blond as referring to males, Blonde as referring to females.

[goldhound]

In actuality, amongst friends like ourselves, the "i" is replaced with an "e" and the "g" is dropped.. And one speaks in a "Brooklyn" accent.. (think THE SOPRANOS) *wink*

Merry Christmas morning BTW,

Was Santa good to you??

~Steve

Forget HIM! It be Mrs Claus that i like cause she is very good to me

[ShyWriter]

Forget HIM! It be Mrs Claus that i like cause she is very good to me

Merry Christmas Wayne.. She no so good to me so I have to go where the goodies are. My kids and grand-kids were VERY generous to me.. All in all, it was a good 2010.

That's what I get for marrying a Canadian blond(e)..

*Laugh*

~Steve

[Haider]

Wishing you the very best for 2011 Steve

[ShyWriter]

Wishing you the very best for 2011 Steve

And to you, my friend.. Happy New Year and forwards..

How goes your extracurricular activities??

~Steve

[goldhound]

Merry Christmas Wayne.. She no so good to me so I have to go where the goodies are. My kids and grand-kids were VERY generous to me.. All in all, it was a good 2010.

That's what I get for marrying a Canadian blond(e)..

*Laugh*

~Steve

OH! Now ya tell me

I got to gleefully watch my 4 year old grandson tear open parcels and ricochet off the walls and furniture as his parents tried to slow him down

I helped them as best i could by slipping him another piece of chocolate here and there, heh heh. I bought him a nerf gun and was teaching him to hunt the Cats with it till i got busted so had to switch to showing him how the Cats liked playing tag with the "laser" type light from it

Wayne