A Psychiatrist and a Proctologist

[AdrianH]

(A Proctologist, is a doctor who specializes in diseases of the

anus, rectum & colon.)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and

decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice

together to share the costs of office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist, so

they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors"

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs

down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" was unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" - no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still not good.

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wits' end, the docs finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it.

[mountaintree16]

Buwahahaha

[CarrotFlowers]

Wow that made my morning!

[Popeye]

[Quikfix]

Nice