STC: Senior Texting Code

[sho-dan]

Have fun fooling those young texting friends.

STC: Senior Texting Code :

• ATD: At The Doctor's
  
• BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
  
• BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
  
• CBM: Covered By Medicare
  
• CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
  
• DWI: Driving While Incontinent
  
• FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
  
• FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
  
• FYI: Found Your Insulin
  
• GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
  
• GHA: Got Heartburn Again
  
• HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
  
• IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  
• LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
  
• LOL: Living On Lipitor
  
• LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
  
• OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
  
• OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  
• ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
  
• SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
  
• TTYL: Talk To You Louder
  
• WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
  
• WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
  
• WTP: Where's The Prunes?
  
• WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
  
• GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
  
• NMM: Need More Medicine
  
• HPMG: Here's A Picture Of My Grandson/Granddaughter
  
• HPMD: Here's A Picture Of My Dog
  

[mountaintree16]

Haha I love it sho-dan

[daledoc1]

"I resemble that remark!"

Thanks!