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    Having Mom Over For Dinner

    in Tailwaggers and Jokes

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    HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

    You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

    Brian

    invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,

    Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

    roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,

    she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer

    than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian

    volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you

    Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since

    your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful

    silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

    _________________________________________________________

    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,

    I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact

    remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

    dinner.

    Love, Brian

    __________________________________________________________

    Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

    ____________________________________________________

    Dear Son,

    I'm

    not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you

    'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is

    sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY -

    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER !!

    Glad I found these forums

    in General Chat

    Posted

    Just wanted to say Hi!, and to let you know how happy I am that I found this site. ... and with the expert help there I'm sure that my issues will get resolved.

    I've taken some time to read some of the tips, and jokes, of course ... but the important thing to me is that I feel like I've found a place I can trust.

    ~zanth07

    Hi zanth07, :lol:

    Yes, this is a very trustworthy site for help. Hope you enjoy your stay. :)

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