A kick to the 'groin area' or giving birth (again) and other things.

[noknojon]

 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer.

 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

 

NOW. The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions..............................

 

Finally, I pondered an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the n**s?

 

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the n**s, but how could they know?

 

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. 😏 The only answer!!

 

Getting kicked in the n**s is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

 

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the n**s."

I rest my case.

 

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap....