The Asian Banking Industry

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In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank looks to have gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Last week it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nosedived.

Furthermore , 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank (where it is feared staff may get a raw deal).