true but fun

[whonew]

I have four children, all my boys are born several years apart . The youngest one kept telling people I was mean to him. I asked what the heck he was talking about. He was 14 at that time and the older son had a girl at our house visiting . My youngest told that girl I used to hang him from a tree upside down over a Toy Tonka Truck all the time.

That visitor started laughing and said "I heard your two older brothers, they were laughing about how you always blame your mom for that. They are the ones who hung you over that toy, and they laugh every time you blame your mom"