lelenina Posted November 10, 2012 ID:611391 Share Posted November 10, 2012 English has only so many words, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of these have been thought of before. I legitimately thought of these though.----------What do you say to a person who paid for your stay at a hotel?"That was very suite of you!"What did the person say when he was being attacked by a bear?"This is unBearable!"What did the eyewitness say during the interrogation when he was asked at what time he saw the suspect throwing trash on the street?"Litter-ally about two minutes ago!"What did the child say when his mother asked him what happened in school?"Well, my Trig teacher went off on a tangent about SOH CAH TOA!"Why can't you make mistakes when writing a play in cursive?Because you'll ruin the script!Why don't people like buying convertibles?Because their insurance bill will go through the roof!Why did the man return with a case of beer when he should have been exercising?Because his wife told him to get a six pack!What did Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta constantly say when she was a baby?"Goo goo lady ga ga!"What happens when you fail to pay a baker?He'll ask you for the dough!How can you tell when Isaac Newton is serious?By the gravity in his voice!What do you say to an author who says, "I'm bored, perhaps I should write a book?""That would be a rather…Novel idea!" Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted November 10, 2012 ID:611426 Share Posted November 10, 2012 :lol: :lol: Link to post
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