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Some jokes and puns I thought of


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English has only so many words, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of these have been thought of before. I legitimately thought of these though.

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What do you say to a person who paid for your stay at a hotel?

"That was very suite of you!"

What did the person say when he was being attacked by a bear?

"This is unBearable!"

What did the eyewitness say during the interrogation when he was asked at what time he saw the suspect throwing trash on the street?

"Litter-ally about two minutes ago!"

What did the child say when his mother asked him what happened in school?

"Well, my Trig teacher went off on a tangent about SOH CAH TOA!"

Why can't you make mistakes when writing a play in cursive?

Because you'll ruin the script!

Why don't people like buying convertibles?

Because their insurance bill will go through the roof!

Why did the man return with a case of beer when he should have been exercising?

Because his wife told him to get a six pack!

What did Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta constantly say when she was a baby?

"Goo goo lady ga ga!"

What happens when you fail to pay a baker?

He'll ask you for the dough!

How can you tell when Isaac Newton is serious?

By the gravity in his voice!

What do you say to an author who says, "I'm bored, perhaps I should write a book?"

"That would be a rather…Novel idea!"

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