gypsygrace Posted February 11, 2011 ID:387768 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Dont mess with old ladies:An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Older Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Older Woman: I'd give it to you, but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.Older Woman: I can't do that.Officer: Why not?Older Woman: I stole this car.Officer: Stole it?Older Woman: Yes, and I killed the owner.Officer: You what?Older Woman: His in the trunk if you want to seeThe Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.Older woman: Is there a problem sir?Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.Older Woman: Murdered the owner?Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.The officer is quite stunned.Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and cut up the owner.Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Link to post
Conor55 Posted February 11, 2011 ID:387771 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Good one! :) :) Link to post
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