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THE EMPTY SEAT

Harry has tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits watching the game, a man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," says Harry. "That seat is empty."

"That's incredible," says the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final and not use it?"

"Well, my wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away," replies Harry.

"I'm sorry to hear that," says the man. "But couldn't you find a friend or relative to take the seat?"

Harry shakes his head: "No, they're all at the funeral." :unsure:

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