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  1. UNLESS SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED, DO NOT POST THIS LOG.


    IF REQUESTED, ZIP IT UP & ATTACH IT


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    DDS (Ver_2012-11-20.01)


    .


    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 


    Boot Device: \Device\HarddiskVolume1


    Install Date: 1/7/2013 3:24:28 PM


    System Uptime: 9/11/2013 3:22:27 AM (272 hours ago)


    .


    Motherboard: PEGATRON CORPORATION |  | 2ACF


    Processor: AMD E2-3200 APU with Radeon HD Graphics | P0 | 792/100mhz


    .


    ==== Disk Partitions =========================


    .


    C: is FIXED (NTFS) - 920 GiB total, 887.405 GiB free.


    D: is FIXED (NTFS) - 12 GiB total, 1.427 GiB free.


    E: is CDROM ()


    F: is Removable


    .


    ==== Disabled Device Manager Items =============


    .


    ==== System Restore Points ===================


    .


    RP115: 9/17/2013 9:35:28 AM - Configured LabelPrint


    RP116: 9/18/2013 1:27:19 AM - Windows Update


    RP117: 9/21/2013 3:34:55 AM - Windows Update


    .


    ==== Installed Programs ======================


    .


    Adobe AIR


    Adobe Flash Player 11 ActiveX


    Adobe Flash Player 11 Plugin


    AMD APP SDK Runtime


    AMD Media Foundation Decoders


    AMD VISION Engine Control Center


    ATI Catalyst Install Manager


    Catalyst Control Center - Branding


    Catalyst Control Center Graphics Previews Common


    Catalyst Control Center InstallProxy


    Catalyst Control Center Localization All


    ccc-utility64


    CCC Help English


    D3DX10


    Google Chrome


    Google Update Helper


    Hewlett-Packard ACLM.NET v1.2.1.1


    HP Auto


    HP Client Services


    HP Customer Experience Enhancements


    HP LinkUp


    HP Odometer


    HP Setup


    HP Setup Manager


    HP Support Assistant


    HP Support Information


    HP Update


    HP Vision Hardware Diagnostics


    Java 7 Update 25


    Java Auto Updater


    Junk Mail filter update


    Malwarebytes Anti-Malware version 1.75.0.1300


    Mesh Runtime


    Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile


    Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended


    Microsoft Application Error Reporting


    Microsoft Mathematics


    Microsoft Security Client


    Microsoft Security Essentials


    Microsoft Silverlight


    Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Compact Edition [ENU]


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (x64)


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.17


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.4148


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.6161


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.17


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.4148


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.6161


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2010  x64 Redistributable - 10.0.30319


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2010  x86 Redistributable - 10.0.30319


    Microsoft WSE 3.0 Runtime


    MSVCRT


    MSVCRT_amd64


    MSXML 4.0 SP2 (KB954430)


    MSXML 4.0 SP2 (KB973688)


    PDF Complete Special Edition


    PlayReady PC Runtime amd64


    PlayReady PC Runtime x86


    Power2Go


    Realtek High Definition Audio Driver


    Recovery Manager


    Remote Graphics Receiver


    RoxioNow Player


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2604121)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2656351)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2656368v2)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2686827)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2729449)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2736428)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2737019)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2742595)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2789642)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2804576)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2835393)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2840628)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2840628v2)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2487367)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2656351)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2736428)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2742595)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2468871)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2533523)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2600217)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2836939)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2468871)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2533523)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2600217)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2836939)


    Windows Live Communications Platform


    Windows Live Essentials


    Windows Live ID Sign-in Assistant


    Windows Live Installer


    Windows Live Language Selector


    Windows Live Mail


    Windows Live Mesh


    Windows Live Mesh ActiveX Control for Remote Connections


    Windows Live Messenger


    Windows Live MIME IFilter


    Windows Live Movie Maker


    Windows Live Photo Common


    Windows Live Photo Gallery


    Windows Live PIMT Platform


    Windows Live Remote Client


    Windows Live Remote Client Resources


    Windows Live Remote Service


    Windows Live Remote Service Resources


    Windows Live SOXE


    Windows Live SOXE Definitions


    Windows Live UX Platform


    Windows Live UX Platform Language Pack


    Windows Live Writer


    Windows Live Writer Resources


    Yahoo! Messenger


    Yahoo! Software Update


    .


    ==== End Of File ===========================


     


     


    UNLESS SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED, DO NOT POST THIS LOG.

    IF REQUESTED, ZIP IT UP & ATTACH IT

    .

    DDS (Ver_2012-11-20.01)

    .

    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 

    Boot Device: \Device\HarddiskVolume1

    Install Date: 1/7/2013 3:24:28 PM

    System Uptime: 9/11/2013 3:22:27 AM (272 hours ago)

    .

    Motherboard: PEGATRON CORPORATION |  | 2ACF

    Processor: AMD E2-3200 APU with Radeon HD Graphics | P0 | 792/100mhz

    .

    ==== Disk Partitions =========================

    .

    C: is FIXED (NTFS) - 920 GiB total, 887.405 GiB free.

    D: is FIXED (NTFS) - 12 GiB total, 1.427 GiB free.

    E: is CDROM ()

    F: is Removable

    .

    ==== Disabled Device Manager Items =============

    .

    ==== System Restore Points ===================

    .

    RP115: 9/17/2013 9:35:28 AM - Configured LabelPrint

    RP116: 9/18/2013 1:27:19 AM - Windows Update

    RP117: 9/21/2013 3:34:55 AM - Windows Update

    .

    ==== Installed Programs ======================

    .

    Adobe AIR

    Adobe Flash Player 11 ActiveX

    Adobe Flash Player 11 Plugin

    AMD APP SDK Runtime

    AMD Media Foundation Decoders

    AMD VISION Engine Control Center

    ATI Catalyst Install Manager

    Catalyst Control Center - Branding

    Catalyst Control Center Graphics Previews Common

    Catalyst Control Center InstallProxy

    Catalyst Control Center Localization All

    ccc-utility64

    CCC Help English

    D3DX10

    Google Chrome

    Google Update Helper

    Hewlett-Packard ACLM.NET v1.2.1.1

    HP Auto

    HP Client Services

    HP Customer Experience Enhancements

    HP LinkUp

    HP Odometer

    HP Setup

    HP Setup Manager

    HP Support Assistant

    HP Support Information

    HP Update

    HP Vision Hardware Diagnostics

    Java 7 Update 25

    Java Auto Updater

    Junk Mail filter update

    Malwarebytes Anti-Malware version 1.75.0.1300

    Mesh Runtime

    Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile

    Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended

    Microsoft Application Error Reporting

    Microsoft Mathematics

    Microsoft Security Client

    Microsoft Security Essentials

    Microsoft Silverlight

    Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Compact Edition [ENU]

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (x64)

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.17

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.4148

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.6161

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.17

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.4148

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.6161

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2010  x64 Redistributable - 10.0.30319

    Microsoft Visual C++ 2010  x86 Redistributable - 10.0.30319

    Microsoft WSE 3.0 Runtime

    MSVCRT

    MSVCRT_amd64

    MSXML 4.0 SP2 (KB954430)

    MSXML 4.0 SP2 (KB973688)

    PDF Complete Special Edition

    PlayReady PC Runtime amd64

    PlayReady PC Runtime x86

    Power2Go

    Realtek High Definition Audio Driver

    Recovery Manager

    Remote Graphics Receiver

    RoxioNow Player

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2604121)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2656351)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2656368v2)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2686827)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2729449)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2736428)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2737019)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2742595)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2789642)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2804576)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2835393)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2840628)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2840628v2)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2487367)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2656351)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2736428)

    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2742595)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2468871)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2533523)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2600217)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2836939)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2468871)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2533523)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2600217)

    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2836939)

    Windows Live Communications Platform

    Windows Live Essentials

    Windows Live ID Sign-in Assistant

    Windows Live Installer

    Windows Live Language Selector

    Windows Live Mail

    Windows Live Mesh

    Windows Live Mesh ActiveX Control for Remote Connections

    Windows Live Messenger

    Windows Live MIME IFilter

    Windows Live Movie Maker

    Windows Live Photo Common

    Windows Live Photo Gallery

    Windows Live PIMT Platform

    Windows Live Remote Client

    Windows Live Remote Client Resources

    Windows Live Remote Service

    Windows Live Remote Service Resources

    Windows Live SOXE

    Windows Live SOXE Definitions

    Windows Live UX Platform

    Windows Live UX Platform Language Pack

    Windows Live Writer

    Windows Live Writer Resources

    Yahoo! Messenger

    Yahoo! Software Update

    .

    ==== End Of File ===========================

     


     

     


     

  2. UNLESS SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED, DO NOT POST THIS LOG.


    IF REQUESTED, ZIP IT UP & ATTACH IT


    .


    DDS (Ver_2012-11-20.01)


    .


    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 


    Boot Device: \Device\HarddiskVolume1


    Install Date: 1/7/2013 3:24:28 PM


    System Uptime: 9/11/2013 3:22:27 AM (272 hours ago)


    .


    Motherboard: PEGATRON CORPORATION |  | 2ACF


    Processor: AMD E2-3200 APU with Radeon HD Graphics | P0 | 792/100mhz


    .


    ==== Disk Partitions =========================


    .


    C: is FIXED (NTFS) - 920 GiB total, 887.405 GiB free.


    D: is FIXED (NTFS) - 12 GiB total, 1.427 GiB free.


    E: is CDROM ()


    F: is Removable


    .


    ==== Disabled Device Manager Items =============


    .


    ==== System Restore Points ===================


    .


    RP115: 9/17/2013 9:35:28 AM - Configured LabelPrint


    RP116: 9/18/2013 1:27:19 AM - Windows Update


    RP117: 9/21/2013 3:34:55 AM - Windows Update


    .


    ==== Installed Programs ======================


    .


    Adobe AIR


    Adobe Flash Player 11 ActiveX


    Adobe Flash Player 11 Plugin


    AMD APP SDK Runtime


    AMD Media Foundation Decoders


    AMD VISION Engine Control Center


    ATI Catalyst Install Manager


    Catalyst Control Center - Branding


    Catalyst Control Center Graphics Previews Common


    Catalyst Control Center InstallProxy


    Catalyst Control Center Localization All


    ccc-utility64


    CCC Help English


    D3DX10


    Google Chrome


    Google Update Helper


    Hewlett-Packard ACLM.NET v1.2.1.1


    HP Auto


    HP Client Services


    HP Customer Experience Enhancements


    HP LinkUp


    HP Odometer


    HP Setup


    HP Setup Manager


    HP Support Assistant


    HP Support Information


    HP Update


    HP Vision Hardware Diagnostics


    Java 7 Update 25


    Java Auto Updater


    Junk Mail filter update


    Malwarebytes Anti-Malware version 1.75.0.1300


    Mesh Runtime


    Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile


    Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended


    Microsoft Application Error Reporting


    Microsoft Mathematics


    Microsoft Security Client


    Microsoft Security Essentials


    Microsoft Silverlight


    Microsoft SQL Server 2005 Compact Edition [ENU]


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Redistributable (x64)


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.17


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.4148


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x64 9.0.30729.6161


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.17


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.4148


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2008 Redistributable - x86 9.0.30729.6161


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2010  x64 Redistributable - 10.0.30319


    Microsoft Visual C++ 2010  x86 Redistributable - 10.0.30319


    Microsoft WSE 3.0 Runtime


    MSVCRT


    MSVCRT_amd64


    MSXML 4.0 SP2 (KB954430)


    MSXML 4.0 SP2 (KB973688)


    PDF Complete Special Edition


    PlayReady PC Runtime amd64


    PlayReady PC Runtime x86


    Power2Go


    Realtek High Definition Audio Driver


    Recovery Manager


    Remote Graphics Receiver


    RoxioNow Player


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2604121)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2656351)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2656368v2)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2686827)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2729449)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2736428)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2737019)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2742595)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2789642)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2804576)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2835393)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2840628)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2840628v2)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2487367)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2656351)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2736428)


    Security Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2742595)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2468871)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2533523)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2600217)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Client Profile (KB2836939)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2468871)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2533523)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2600217)


    Update for Microsoft .NET Framework 4 Extended (KB2836939)


    Windows Live Communications Platform


    Windows Live Essentials


    Windows Live ID Sign-in Assistant


    Windows Live Installer


    Windows Live Language Selector


    Windows Live Mail


    Windows Live Mesh


    Windows Live Mesh ActiveX Control for Remote Connections


    Windows Live Messenger


    Windows Live MIME IFilter


    Windows Live Movie Maker


    Windows Live Photo Common


    Windows Live Photo Gallery


    Windows Live PIMT Platform


    Windows Live Remote Client


    Windows Live Remote Client Resources


    Windows Live Remote Service


    Windows Live Remote Service Resources


    Windows Live SOXE


    Windows Live SOXE Definitions


    Windows Live UX Platform


    Windows Live UX Platform Language Pack


    Windows Live Writer


    Windows Live Writer Resources


    Yahoo! Messenger


    Yahoo! Software Update


    .


    ==== End Of File ===========================

  3. Symptoms: 

    1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that! 

    2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! That too!

    3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep! 

    4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Aha! 

    5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.Well darn! 

    6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh , no not again! 

    7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND.." And I just hate that! 

    8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Oh No!
     
  4. His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

    Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

    The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

    Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

    'Why?' asked the pilot.

    'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

    The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,
     
     
    'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?

     

  5. Did I read that sign right? 

    In an office: 
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 

    In a Laundromat: 
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT 
    GOES OUT 

    In a London department store: 
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an office: 
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR 
    FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN 

    In an office: 
    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE 
    DRAINING BOARD 

    Outside a secondhand shop: 
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR 
    WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 

    Notice in health food shop window: 
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 

    Spotted in a safari park: 
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 

    Seen during a conference: 
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 
    1ST FLOOR 

    Notice in a farmer's field: 
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 

    On a repair shop door: 
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T 
    WORK)
  6. The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

    Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be confusing.

    So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.

    This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.

    :mellow::P

  7. "Computers our such wonderful inventions. Eye can right a paper and use spell-check too fix awl my errors.

    Every thyme eye use spell check it seams two work fine accept when I use won word when I mean another.

    It seams like their our dozens of perplexing pears.

    Its knot fare that these errors effect my grade because the teacher nose I rote the wrong word.

    I will give yew a peace of advice: reed you’re paper closely sew that ewe do knot fowl up two.

    I wood knot want ewe too bee embarrassed bye yore goofs."

  8. THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

    I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."

  9. Hey Stick :)

    To rule out an issue with your ISP (Internet Service Provider) or an issue routing to the particular YouTube servers hosting the videos, please set up OpenDNS temporarily via the instructions on this page. Just click the link on that page appropriate to your OS and follow the directions provided.

    Once that's done, close your browser and then flush your DNS cache by opening an administrative command prompt and then type the following in the black DOS window and press Enter:

    ipconfig /flushdns

    Next, reopen your browser and try viewing a video on YouTube again.

    If successful, then it's likely it has something to do with how you're being routed to YouTube's servers.

    If that does not solve it, then it may be an issue with Flash, your video card, or any number of other problems.

    Ok...went there did that....still settin the error message....went to youtube and I'm not the only one so now I know I'm not being watched by the NSA or NASA....or the BFI...errr FBI...wait did my screen just flicker....OH!!! Doorbell...sorry gotta go hide under the bed BRB

  10. Everytime I try to watch a YouTube video...no matter what kind..the vid will start up and like 4-5 seconds into the vid I get "THERE WAS AN ERROR PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER"Even went to their site ...all they said was "It could be due to Adobe not being up to date...which it is...I know of several people who have witnessed and/or been through this

  11. I figure 1 FULL SCAN DAILY is fine as far as FLASH or QUICK SCANS I can run those at any given time...manually....but still on a weekly basis B T W...... thanks for the info and help..1 quick question??? Why is it that I can't type one sentence then drop down and start another like from the word like I can't drop down anything unless I type a full line.This is not a national security issue I was just wondering...also not gonna lose any sleep over it either

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