Monukuk

You're oh so right. We should thank our software-designing overlords for allowing us to use their malware to get rid of the competition, and praise their valour and honesty no matter how much they lie to us. ♫ <trumpet fanfare> ♫ </sarcasm>

I specifically removed the opt-in checkmark for the “14-day free trial” and still it was installed. Malwarebytes will stay on my computer until I can find a better program, then I'm removing every trace of it and not looking back.