Guest spc3rd Posted October 4, 2011 ID:482220 Share Posted October 4, 2011 TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES:Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.Next time take me to a vet!(Original author of this is unknown) Link to post
Bobc11 Posted October 5, 2011 ID:482340 Share Posted October 5, 2011 TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES:Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients? The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.Next time take me to a vet!(Original author of this is unknown) :blink: :lol: :blink: Link to post
Guest spc3rd Posted October 5, 2011 ID:482539 Share Posted October 5, 2011 That's a unique response Bobc11!I've never seen emoticons used in such a way before. I'll have to remember it!Oh...and have a Happy 20th B'day on the 8th! Link to post
Bobc11 Posted October 5, 2011 ID:482665 Share Posted October 5, 2011 That's a unique response Bobc11!I've never seen emoticons used in such a way before. I'll have to remember it!Oh...and have a Happy 20th B'day on the 8th!Thank you! Link to post
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