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Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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California: By 30, Our Women Have More

Plastic Than Your Honda

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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The

Kennedy's Don't Own It -- Yet

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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals

In Our Water

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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist

Extremism

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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your

Money)

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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well

Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure

Are Real Good

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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last

Names

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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun

Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have

Cheap Lobster

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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can

Tax It

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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower

Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From

The Canadians

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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And

10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About

Your Own State

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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax

Dollars At Work

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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The

Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very

Little Else

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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto

Contest

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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us

Alone

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

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New York: You Have The Right To Remain

Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The

50 States!

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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For

Dinner

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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?

We Didn't Actually Surrender

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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont: Yep

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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And

Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds

And Slackers!

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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the

sheep are scared!

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Welcome to Rhode Island...Thanks for visiting Rhode Island, and we hope you come back soon!

Welcome to Maryland! If all our citizens never break the speed limit, then you shouldn't either!

Welcome to Florida-Road Work Ahead!

Arizona welcomes all white visitors!

Welcome to Hawaii...How did you get here by car?

Welcome to the territory of North Dakota!

Maine has good lobsters. I've been there!

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