OldGeekina Posted April 5, 2011 ID:411282 Share Posted April 5, 2011 A priest was also an avid golfer and it was a beautiful Sunday morning so he begged off sick and got someone to cover for mass and sermon... and snuck out to the course.St. Peter looked down, seen this and called God's attention to this. "Disgraceful, disgusting and horrid. You should level your worst at him to to make him see the error of his ways!" he urged.Instead, God gestures as he tees off, and the priest does a hole in one. St Peter about pops his cork about this, "NO NO NO, you shouldn't be REWARDING him!!!! Remember, he snuck off from Your work to go GOLFING!" But it seemed to no avail. The more St. Peter seemed to rail against it, the more God favored this priest on the fairway, eagle this, birdie that, several strokes under... and finally; the round ends. The priest has had an ASTOUNDING round, breaking the course record, and one of those lifetime games...St. Peter has about ripped out all his hair and is ready to toss his halo. "I have no idea, I just can NOT understand why you didn't call up a storm, strike him with lightning, and give him the most miserable round he could have ever dared to play?" God turns to St. Peter with a most beatific smile. "He is a priest, he was supposed to be sick... who is he going to be able to TELL?????" Link to post
Staff screen317 Posted April 6, 2011 Staff ID:412227 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I don't really get the punchline. o_O Link to post
ThexDarksider Posted April 6, 2011 ID:412294 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Me neither. Maybe because I'm an atheist... lol Link to post
noknojon Posted April 6, 2011 ID:412328 Share Posted April 6, 2011 The punch line =Who helped him to get a hole in one ? and since the priest was "too sick to do his sermon" how can he Brag about his 'Hole in One' - A golfers dream - "He is a priest, he was supposed to be sick... who is he going to be able to TELL?????"It is a golfers joke as much as anything else - Link to post
ThexDarksider Posted April 6, 2011 ID:412344 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Oh I believe I get it now. lol Link to post
Staff screen317 Posted April 7, 2011 Staff ID:412490 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahaa Link to post
Popeye Posted April 8, 2011 ID:412820 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Thanks for the explanation noknojon, now I get it. :lol: Link to post
DarkSnakeKobra Posted April 8, 2011 ID:412842 Share Posted April 8, 2011 The punch line =Who helped him to get a hole in one ? and since the priest was "too sick to do his sermon" how can he Brag about his 'Hole in One' - A golfers dream - "He is a priest, he was supposed to be sick... who is he going to be able to TELL?????"It is a golfers joke as much as anything else -Hahahah. I don't play golf. :lol: Link to post
swaino Posted April 13, 2011 ID:415381 Share Posted April 13, 2011 ha i get it, good one Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted April 13, 2011 ID:415479 Share Posted April 13, 2011 haha now I get it :lol: Link to post
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