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A teacher was discussing a broad outline about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fell in love and married, it is often not long before the stork brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny put his hand up and asked the teacher, 'Are you sure about the stork miss? Cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.' :blink:

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A teacher was discussing a broad outline about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fell in love and married, it is often not long before the stork brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny put his hand up and asked the teacher, 'Are you sure about the stork miss? Cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach.' :D

Then little Johnny said.........

Teacher, now i know that the Stork brings babies and i also know which bird prevents them.

Teacher says, oh really Johnny, which bird would that be?

Johnny says....... A Swallow

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:D

Then little Johnny said.........

Teacher, now i know that the Stork brings babies and i also know which bird prevents them.

Teacher says, oh really Johnny, which bird would that be?

Johnny says....... A Swallow

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