gypsygrace Posted February 4, 2011 ID:384127 Share Posted February 4, 2011 The farmer from Texas was traveling through Vermont and stopped to talk to a local farmer."How large of an acreage do you cultivate?" the Texan asked."Oh, it's pretty big," the Vermonter replied. "My farm extends for about a hundred yards in that direction and for nearly a hundred-twenty yards in that. And how large an acreage do you handle?" The Texan smiled. "Back home," he said, "I have a ranch with my house located at one end. I can get into my truck at the house in the morning, turn the ignition key, step on the gas, and by the end of the day I still won't have reached the other end."The Vermont farmer nodded sympathetically. "Yeah, that's tough. I once had a truck like that, too." Link to post
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