Dear Abby

[gypsygrace]

Dear Abby ,

My husband has a long record of money problems.

He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to

pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay

the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly

keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of

them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has

been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the

next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with

Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the

same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. You're

getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have

others pay for everything for you. The rest of us are stuck with the *******

for two more years!

[Popeye]

Oh, so true!

Thank you gypsygrace, that made my day!

[gypsygrace]

My pleasure