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Having Mom Over For Dinner


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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian

invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,

Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,

she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer

than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian

volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you

Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since

your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful

silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

_________________________________________________________

Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact

remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

dinner.

Love, Brian

__________________________________________________________

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

____________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm

not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is

sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY -

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER !!

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