gypsygrace Posted January 6, 2011 ID:370541 Share Posted January 6, 2011 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh..........................................'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' Link to post
mountaintree16 Posted January 7, 2011 ID:370789 Share Posted January 7, 2011 hahhahahaha Link to post
DarkSnakeKobra Posted January 7, 2011 ID:370832 Share Posted January 7, 2011 How did she get to the grocery store? :blink: Link to post
sho-dan Posted January 7, 2011 ID:371171 Share Posted January 7, 2011 How did she get to the grocery store? :blink:She thought it was the beauty salon. Link to post
DarkSnakeKobra Posted January 7, 2011 ID:371185 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Blonds are amazing creatures. Link to post
ShyWriter Posted January 8, 2011 ID:371206 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Blonds are amazing creatures. Buttons; in 67 years I believe that is the first time I have ever seen "amazing" and "blond" in the same sentence......Well......There was that one time in Mexico........But I don't think she was a REAL blond.. At least, I had my doubts from the angle I had. :blink: .. ~Shy Link to post
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